Ever been caught surfing porn at work?
- What do you think I'm doing right now! (77.0%, 456 Votes)
- No - Thankfully (5.0%, 30 Votes)
- Yes - But nothing was said (2.0%, 9 Votes)
- Yes - Its the reason I don't have internet anymore (1.0%, 8 Votes)
- Not as of yet, but dammit I'm trying! (1.0%, 5 Votes)
Total Voters: 596
Start Date: May 18, 2011 @ 5:15 pm
End Date: No Expiry
What was the most nuts you’ve ever busted masturbating in 24 hours?
- Six (now we’re talking) (25.0%, 33 Votes)
- Five (average I’m willing to wager) (23.0%, 30 Votes)
- Seven (lucky #7) (15.0%, 20 Votes)
- Four (I’m still not buying it) (12.0%, 16 Votes)
- Under three times (you lying pile of horse shit) (8.0%, 10 Votes)
- Thirteen to twenty (dick be sore) (7.0%, 9 Votes)
- Eight to twelve (being to be impressed) (6.0%, 8 Votes)
- Twenty-one plus (atta boy!) (3.0%, 4 Votes)
Total Voters: 130
Start Date: January 25, 2010 @ 10:32 am
End Date: No Expiry
Salad Tossing, a.k.a. the new cunnilingus, who does it… You?
- Every fucking chance I get! (You’d eat the peanuts out of a fat chick’s cornhole, your tongue is a licensed proctologist, you could serve the queen tea off of your wife’s rectum, it’s so darn clean) (40.0%, 32 Votes)
- Sure, I’ll eat that ass up; it hits the coital spot. (Yeah, you’ve been known to get your brownnose-on) (33.0%, 26 Votes)
- No way, not under any circumstance, never have, never will. (Even if it’s Megan Fox’s nether fox hole) (14.0%, 11 Votes)
- I’d rather not, but will if requested. (It’s stinky and tacky, and monsters be down there) (10.0%, 8 Votes)
- Indifferent. I could, I would, I won’t on a full stomach, I have, whatever. (4.0%, 3 Votes)
Total Voters: 80
Start Date: August 27, 2009 @ 12:36 pm
End Date: No Expiry
What are the most digits you've ever managed to stuff in a vagina?
- Four (repectable) (36.0%, 78 Votes)
- Three (I picked her up like a bowling ball) (29.0%, 63 Votes)
- Two (da) (11.0%, 24 Votes)
- One (I'm kind of a pussy) (10.0%, 21 Votes)
- More than Five (you cruel fucking bastard) (8.0%, 18 Votes)
- A Fisting Five (good going, now's she's loosy goosy) (7.0%, 15 Votes)
Total Voters: 219
Start Date: July 22, 2009 @ 12:09 pm
End Date: No Expiry
What is your favourite variety of smut?
- Teen (35.0%, 76 Votes)
- M.I.L.F. (26.0%, 56 Votes)
- You film it, I'll use it! (21.0%, 46 Votes)
- Tranny (16.0%, 34 Votes)
- Feet (2.0%, 5 Votes)
Total Voters: 217
Start Date: July 7, 2009 @ 4:27 pm
End Date: No Expiry