Sometimes I have to remind myself why I do this, work in porn, when there are so many opportunities in the manual labor and data entry industries—then it hits me like a Van Damme roundhouse kick to the jaw—I do it for the almighty rump.  Ass, thou art as beautiful as thou art divine.

Take this clip from Her First Anal Sex Volume 11, for example.  Just look at this sublime rear work itself against steely cock and happy balls.  This is the reason I get up in the morning, brush my teeth and wash my face, resist the urge to booze before breakfast: bum, do what you do and I’ll do what I do.

6. The Olde Tyme Fuck Face: One part Charlie Chaplin, one part frontal lobotomy, the olde tyme fuck face was the go-to expression of orgasmic bliss back in the roaring 20s, or as my Grandpa Fart use to call them, the whoring 20s.

Attagirl!

5.  The Could-Be-Yawning Fuck Face: She hasn’t moved an inch in the past 10 minutes, and then suddenly this reaction: is it a yawn, or the tell-tale clitoral O-face?  Only the Sandman knows for sure.

I just had the strangest dream

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