Smash Pictures released Secretary’s Day 4 earlier this year, and it is one of the hottest of the series. In the fourth installment we are given a new roster of hot secretary babes sucking and fucking hard dicks.  In particular is the hot up and comer asian pornstar, Asa Akira. This Asian slut loves the cock and swallowing cum.  This movie has five sizzling scenes featuring some of the sexiest stars in professional office wear with stockings.  Mckenzie Miles, Darcy Tyler, Allie Haze and Katie Kox round out the six hotties taking dicktation from their bosses.

If you love chicks in professional uniforms, this title is definitely for you.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: stacked three high and covered in buttery syrup.  I’ve never had the pleasure of banging three gals at once, but mark my words, before the ends comes I will make it happen.  Some people pay monthly into life insurance; I pay monthly into my hooker foursome fund.

You guys be the bricks, I’ll provide the mortar

Yep, once my investments mature, I’m on a plane to Amsterdam.  I can’t wait.  I can see it now: me walking into the classiest whore house I can find smoked out of my skull, smacking down my huge wad of cash, and telling– (continue reading…)

Have you ever had a girlfriend who had a hot mom, a milf of a stellar sexual quality?  I have.  And trust me when I tell you, at the time there was nothing in this world that I wanted more than to bang the both of them in one nasty session.  Kinky, I know.  Still, that’s one fantasy that still tops my bucket list.

I’m curious to know if the situation ever actually presented itself would I be able to rise to occasion and not be bothered by the obvious moral quagmire.    The above clip from Fuck My Mom & Me 8, although great– (continue reading…)

Question: Do you have sex like the fucking depicted in this video, snarling, fish hooking, having your dick licked while you plow juicy femme slit?  Being totally honest, I’ve had sex like this probably a handful of times in my life, once recently and the other times way back in the day before I de-evolved into the douche-bag that I am at the present moment.  Sadly, most people live their entire life without having a candid feral fuck, and for them, I dedicate this clip from Ravenous.  Hang in there, dudes, every dog has its day.

Pretty badass, eh.  The fact of the matter is that anybody can have sexual relations like the above; all it takes is one part effort, one part– (continue reading…)

Male bonding, tis a strange beast!  Unlike women–who shop, cook, and do each other’s hair to enhance their friendships–men fight wars, kill terrible animals, and go on ungloved hooker binges to fortify their relationships.

Sure, lives may be lost, many innocent creatures may die, and gallons of urine may be turned to bladed fire, but at the end of the day, a man will know who he can trust and who he can call when he needs help moving.  Naturally, no swinging dick enjoys– (continue reading…)

So there you are, having yet another argument with your top bud about who screws throat the best.  Naturally, you think you have the edge, having a slightly bigger cock with the added bonus of its entire length being particularly gifted with popped veins.  Your pal counters this argument citing technique, and to his credit, he’s got some moves.  There’s only one way to settle this disagreement: skull fuck-off.

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The above clip from Riveted Rectums is a perfect example of a quality skull fuck-off.  See the no-holds-bared pummeling of the oral cavity.  See the competitiveness, the feral fight to be number one.  Who will win, well, that’s hard– (continue reading…)

There are two major types of threesomes: one is badass, the other is somewhat less badass.  Naturally, you want the former over that latter.  The below clip from 1 Whore + 1 More = 2 Chicks on 1 Dick 2 (how’s that for a title) exemplifies a textbook BADASS threesome.  Straight up, it’s a spitting, snarling, cursing, thrusting clusterfuck, and it’s hard to tell where body begins and another ends.  Top Marks.

The other kind of threesome, the lesser one, is characterized by politeness, shyness, and general sheepishness.  Sure, it’s still badass, threesomes being inherently so, but it lacks the no-holds-bared awesomeness of– (continue reading…)

So you and your buddy pool your money together and get an escort.  In an ideal situation you’d each have your own, but hey, times are tough with the economy and all.  Good news, you so happen to be on the ball that day and call ANAL, leaving vaginal for your friend by rights.  The escort quickly puts the kibosh on your backdoor intentions, seeing that she’s getting the same pay for twice the work.  She’s calling the shots, and declares that she’ll blow the both of you, and for being cheap, it must be a concurrent double suck.

Here’s your options: send her back from whence she came and deal with your dry, disappointed, and somewhat surly cock; or, put your mixed feelings aside and accept her offer, knowing that your schlong will surely bash against penis bulkhead not– (continue reading…)

They don’t call envy the green monster for nothing.  A beast it truly is, and green, like the Hulk, smashing through shirts and buildings alike.  Envy will tear a man up inside until there’s nothing left but hate, depression, and ultimately, despair.  That’s why when you come across something you want—that you want so fucking bad—that somebody else has, just let it go.  Holding on to that shit, well, it’ll kill ya.

Don’t worry, his third Genie wish will definitely backfire

The above being said, freeing that seed of envy from your pith isn’t as easy as it sounds.  I find that the best way to cope with this shit is to drink copious amounts of alcohol.  Be a booze hound  the– (continue reading…)

What’s a nut or two between friends?  Well, something like this.  Man-o-man, look at the one on your left, her cocksucker’s stare.  They say a picture is worth a thousands words; in this case, I would have to disagree.  If anything, this particular image mumbles, you know, the sound one makes when their mouth is sealed with riled-up ball-skin.

Eh, what are you lookin' at! I'm a scrotum-zombie, so what?

Look, they even have the same face piercing.  How cute.  Obviously these two BFFs have a lot in common, like the cock that they are currently sharing.  They must be– (continue reading…)