Are you ready to watch HOT babes getting their rectums destroyed? Ya, me too! I am thrilled to have been able to watch Teen Anal Orgy from Vivid, starring: Alexis Malone, Ariana Jollee, Audrey Hollander, Belladonna, Carly Parker, Carmella Bing, Cassie Courtland, Chapel Waste, Kimberly Kane, Lacey Love and the stunning Lanny Barby. Now, I don’t know if any of these girls really qualify as teens anymore but the hardcore anal definitely makes up for the slip up.

This video is almost 2 hours of pure anal carnage, infact its much harder than most of the vivid line up and each scene has a unique theme and multiple couples. Honestly I haven’t seen a hotter combination of girls and action in a long, long time. This one is definitely a win for vivid! Check out a short sample of Teen Anal Orgy here!

Howard Stern, the King of all Media has talked extensively about his love for babysitter porn.  What makes these movies great is the dialog.  I find it particularly hilarious and it well worth watching the intro to each scene.

Devil’s Film however takes the whole babysitter porn motif and ups it with deep hard ass fucking; just make sure you don’t tell the wife!
The second scene with Kelly Klass is particularily funny when the father comes home early and draws a picture of her naked.  Soon the lovely blonde strips naked and drops to her knees to suck his hard cock.  And keeping in line with the title, Kelly takes the hard dick deep into her tight ass.

The other hot babysitters getting assfucked are Jynx Maze, Bobbi Brixton and Kiera King.  You owe it to yourself to check this title out.

And remember my friends, its OK to Assfuck the Babysitter if they’re offering, just make sure she doesn’t tell your wife!

Today’s movie taste I thought I’d pick something that many men can appreciate.  Hot slutty teens with big breasts!  And with that I suggest you check out Lust For Young Busts from Harmony Films.  This title features some of the best European teen sluts taking thick hard dicks deep into their wet pussies and tight asses.

From award winning European studio Club Seventeen, comes a great title featuring nothing but blonde teen Mia La Roche. This tight blonde can suck and fuck a dick like nothing else matters. I’ve played many a game of pool and unfortunately, I’ve never had the opportunity to play against a hot blonde like Mia La Roche. I’d certainly take the offer of pounding her pussy over a $50 wager for the win!

It’s a good thing pool tables are very strong and sturdy. Last thing one needs while slamming his cock from below is having the table collapse and all the pool balls go flying up and landing on your had. I’d certainly give “balls to the face” a new meaning. I’m just not sure how well the cum stains are going to come out of the felt! Now as for the best way to get chalk stains out of the undies, I’ll leave that to someone else to figure out.

Is there anything more hotter than a sexy college teen babysitter? How about having said babysitter suck on your hard log and being able to slam your cock deep into her wet gash! I get a lot of porn across my desk, and this is one of my favorite series from Devil’s Film. They always seem to have a bevy of hot teen beauties in tight tops and short skirts playing the babysitter role and getting plowed full of dick.

Take this clip for example featuring the sexy Allie Haze.

She’s takes a deep dicking like a champ! And in Boffing The Babysitter 4, you’ll see some of the hottest teen babysitters getting deep dicked by massive cocks.

Is it me or do some barely legal gals radiate feel-good-pussy times?  Take this one for example.  Her name is Charlotte Stokely and she’s more or less my dream teen babe (despite being 23ish now).  Look at those naturally rosy cheeks, that milky skin, that flaxen hair, and that hard body.  I think I just came a little bit.

That's right, I'm blushing

Yep, she sure is peach.  Do you have any idea what I’d do to that ass?  One word: EPIC!  I’d eat it like a sandwich.  I’d run through it like a stop sign in Siberia.  I’d pack it  like I pack my lunch—with extra meat.  I’d play it like a trumpet.  I’d toss it like a coin, calling both head and tails.  I think you get the picture.

I’m gonna level with you: I’m not a terribly picky dude, and when it comes to lesbians, I like ‘em big, I like ‘em old, I like ‘em nasty, I like ‘em rainbow, and of course, I like ‘em barely legal.  Do I have a favorite?  You know what, I don’t know.  It all depends on what kind of mood I’m in really.

The above clip is from Teen Lesbian Stories, and frankly, today being Friday, I am just in the right spirits for some hardcore pretty and petite muff divers diving.  Look at that wee lass munch fur pie!  Now that’s how one gets a hairball, but hell, it’s worth hacking up a grisly mess later on to face love that friendly beaver.  Wouldn’t you agree?

It seems like yesterday when I fingerbanged my first female.  What a day that was!  I clearly recall how potently my digits stunk after the fact: they were both sweet and sour, a savory reminder to carry with me until I washed my hands or scratched my balls.  Ah, the memories!  It’s a shame you couldn’t go back and do it all over again.

As you can see, I'm very flexible

On the subject of time travel, if I did so happen to have DeLorean DMC-12, fully equipped with a flux-capacitor and a Mr. Fusion, there would be a whole lot more things I’d like to do besides going back and re-fingerbanging a few barely legal bitches.  Call– (continue reading…)

Jizz, what can’t you do?  Condition hair, slick a cunt for maximum enjoyment, generate Jackson Pollock inspirited body art, provide much needed protein for hungry bitches, oh, and the whole create human life thing—frankly, there’s no end to your usefulness!

Yeah, I walk around like this. What's it to ya?

Few sights awe me as much as a cum speckled mouth.  That being said, I’ll be the first one to admit that at times it totally grosses me out.  Straight up, it’s all about– (continue reading…)

I look at porn all day long–it’s my job, I do for 40 hours a week—and you’d think I’d get sick of it after a while, and to tell you the truth, there are the days that I drag my ass getting work, loathing the thought of yet another epic smut submersion, but, without fail, I make it to my desk, and then, if I’m lucky, it happens: the perfect vagina, like the one featured in the below picture.  Suddenly my chakras fall back into ball busting alignment and I’m good to go for the next little bit.

As if she needs to wet that dildo

Of course, I have to make my usually criticism.  Eyes open girls; my masturbation requires a sight line to the soul.  Sure, I can appreciate the fact that she’s in the throws of– (continue reading…)