And in the ass it looks like.  Lumberjacks: some of them must have a lot of time of their hands.  I don’t know what I should call this; it’s one part joke, one part prank, one part modern art, one part folk art, and entirely the work of one hilarious fuck with buggery on the brain.

Get a room

Or perhaps I’m way off on this one.  Maybe the Ents have finally found the Entwives (or vice versa) and it is go time, and the fifth age—the age of boreal butt-fuckery—is finally upon us.  Whatever the case may be, this– (continue reading…)

One part Mini-Me, one part cum addicted dick-licker, babe porno midgets are a rare commodity indeed.  First you gotta find a wee person willing to gain a quick 10% of their body weight in cock, and next you gotta find one that’s easy on the eyes despite their ultra diminutive stature and the symmetry issues that come hand in hand with being 3 apples high.

Luckily for us, someone in Dirty-dom has done the leg work for us and has collected a veritable stable of– (continue reading…)

…well, sort of.  They clean each other in the living room, on the couch, not in some dank dungeon (moved out of the dungeon last year), and as a rule, they do their grooming at night for privacy, free of voyeuristic creepy dudes in hooded cloaks, unless you count Halloween time, in which case, they are surrounded by creepy dudes in hooded cloaks, myself included.

This clip is from the film Underworld, which is a 4 scene collection of “dark and dialogue-free sex vignettes.”  Spot on!  Who needs talking when there’re assholes to eat and– (continue reading…)

Our friends over at Fleshbot have got themselves a wee exclusive on their hands.  Nothing other than the three luminaries Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, and Kari Ann Peniche in a ‘sex tape’.  Who are they you ask? He’s “Dr. Mark Sloan” from Grey’s anatomy, and the lovely ladies are his wife, and an ex-pageant girl.  Even though it seems to contain little more than some boobies, a bathtub, and Mr. Dane’s peener, this will no doubt pique your interest.

Eric Dane's Peener

Go ahead, check it out, and then come back and let me know what you think in the comments after my own insightful remarks…

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“Why, yes I do,” says the plumber who happens to have a thing for breast cream in his coffee.

Now even I have a hard time understanding this scene from Yes, Got Milk 2.  Mr. Handyman is mid sink repairs, the lady of the house gets him a cup of java, which she whitens with her own fluids, then she proceeds to blow the fella.  What about his coffee?  What happens to it?  It seems to disappear.  I guess if there was ever a situation to forget about your caffeine fix, hello, I think we’ve found it.

Personally, I’m on the fence with the whole lactating thing; I like the BIG milk filled BOOBS, but I have mixed– (continue reading…)

Boner meet Beach; Beach, boner

This is clearly a when-in-Rome situation gone terribly awry. Am I wrong or is the following common fucking sense: you find yourself in a room filled with naked people, you follow suit–with your birthday suit.

A Brisbane man didn’t think so, inciting a mini-riot at an Australian nudist/sex resort for failing to bare his balls and the rest of it
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DA!

Alexei Roskov drank three bottle of vodka; he then decided to jump off his fifth storey balcony. Amazingly, the man survived the 50 foot fall with nothing but scratches. He stumbled back upstairs to his apartment where he was met by his wife, who was understandably livid. Unable to take his wife’s loud criticism of his foolish deed, Alexei made a second dive for freedom.

He survived that fall to. He was treated for minor cuts and bruises on the scene by medics and sent on his way.
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Sadly, I would enjoy that film

Susan Boyle, the homely Scottish singer rocketed to fame by Britain’s Got Talent, has been offered a million dollars by LA based Kick Ass Films to star in a porno.

The 47 year-old self-confessed virgin has yet to comment on the offer. One thing is certain, however. If that vid was made, I’d watch it.
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