So you’ve been banging the same chick for a good long while.  She may be your wife, your girlfriend, or just some strange you keep around, whatever the case may be, things are not as they used to be.  You find yourself thinking about Home Depot or Golf mid-coitus.  You can tell, more or less, that she’s in the same boat.  Bad News Bears! What to do, what to do?

Could be worse, I suppose… she could be a corpse

The solution to this conundrum is easy—ANAL SEX! “Drop it in her pooper,” my Uncle Fart used to say.  How right he was.  Straight up, ass fucking is the most potent antidote to bedroom malaise.   Nothing short– (continue reading…)