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This year, Santa, I wanna bang Mrs. Claus

by on Dec.24, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

Happy Holidays, folks!  What a great day Christmas eve is: the turkey is cooking in the oven, presents are waiting under the tree, your glass is topped-off the moment you take the slightest sip, and it looks like your no-good Uncle has passed out early, which is great news ‘cause his old-ass wife is a real cocking sucking slut and you’re about to get a slice.

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Nothing says Merry Ho Ho like banging the shit out of some mature babe in heat.  Forget about the egg-nog, pump her full of man-nog, and sit back and watch the Christmas cheer ooze down her legs in lovely gobs of goo.  Then– (continue reading…)

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Santa Spunks

by on Dec.16, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

Santa may be the patron saint of new toys, electronics, and socks, but that’s his night job and a seasonal one at that; the rest of the time he’s the patron saint of busting merry nuts to Christmas themed porn.  Just ask anyone of the big guy’s overtaxed underlings, Mr. Claus milks his balls much in the same fashion he produces billions of gifts: with the aid of tireless elves.

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It’s true, on top of cobbling countless presents, Santa’s labor force of diminutive slaves must, in turn, jerk-off their tyrannical lord, old balls and dick cheese be damned, often times taking ghastly facials in process, the– (continue reading…)

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