Call it what you will, anal-oral sex, rimming, rim-job, salad tossing, butt licking, ass eating, at the end of the day, there’s no disguising the fact that it’s the best thing to happen to sex since foreign objects.  That being said, it’s not for everyone.  But I’m curious; I know I’ll eat a five course ass meal with ass appetizers and ass for desert, but what the rest of the world?  I want some numbers, statistic that I use in polite conversation.  Come on, folks, let’s be honest here!

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…well, sort of.  They clean each other in the living room, on the couch, not in some dank dungeon (moved out of the dungeon last year), and as a rule, they do their grooming at night for privacy, free of voyeuristic creepy dudes in hooded cloaks, unless you count Halloween time, in which case, they are surrounded by creepy dudes in hooded cloaks, myself included.

This clip is from the film Underworld, which is a 4 scene collection of “dark and dialogue-free sex vignettes.”  Spot on!  Who needs talking when there’re assholes to eat and– (continue reading…)

When our dogs do it, we shame them.  When we do it, we may or may not be shamed.  When lesbian do it, well, it’s just fucking awesome!  It’s a crazy world we live in, the rules do not apply across the board, but at least we have ass eating girls to lighten the ironic load.

Her love/hate relationship with Mexican Food: Confirmed!

Lesbo salad tossing, perhaps my favorite girl-on-girl act– (continue reading…)