In any situation involving public nudity, there are always rules of engagement, definite fucking protocol to follow.  Below is the perfect example of NOT abiding by those rules.  Granted, this scene is a pretty skidish enviro, but come on!  Look at that dude, look into his soulless eyes!  What, did buddy boy just get sprung from the click?

A carpe diem moment

Okay, I kind of admire the dude’s all or nothing approach to female relations.  That being said, the picture that I really want to see is 2 seconds after the grab.  Does she beat him as one would expect?  Does she even notice the– (continue reading…)

Dude, I'm still right here!

This is like the classic burying-your-head-in-the-sand situation, which I seem to recall some large birds apparently do to avoid trouble: it doesn’t work, get real!  If you want that dirty– (continue reading…)

And this dude had to go! He must have been just having a few pints at the local watering hole.  Now, whatever your feelings may be on the subject of watersports, you gotta admit, it’s pretty damn funny, some sexy gal being splashed by a hot jet of man urine.  …Well, at the very least, it’s surreal.  And for some, it’s a major turn on, a babe being doused in the yellow stuff.  Hey, I can dig it.

The above scene from Please Fill Up My Holes is an interesting example of the genre.  Here, the act isn’t so much about sex, but is principally concerned with– (continue reading…)

Why the fuck not? ...Oh... yeah...

We’ve all been there: walking with the misses, drunk, in public… horny as hell. No time to make it home or even to a washroom stall. Nope, this session is going down right here and now.

If you’re lucky, it happens in a place with some privacy. This, however, was not the case for the happy couple visiting Windsor Castle. They had an angry itch; they scratched in on the Queen’s front lawn. And the old lady was home (unfortunately though, she missed the spectacle). (continue reading…)

Kermit the Cock?

Police had to be called-in to an apartment complex last week in Washington State; apparently, stringing up your penis and using it as a puppet is crime when done publicly.

Wayne Martin, 44, was arrested after residents of a high-rise community reported a man, wearing nothing but an unbuttoned flannel shirt, standing over an air conditioner intake unit and manipulating his junk with cord, as if it were a puppet.
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Junk Food Made Me Do It!

Consequently creating the best headline, ever!

George Bartusek, the dude that got caught fucking two blow-up sex dolls in a grocery store parking lot in Florida, won’t be going to the clink, a court has ruled. He’s getting off with six month probation for his faux public threesome.
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