Married… with Children was a television behemoth in the 90s, the staple of Sunday night programming, hugely popular and widely scorned.  Frankly, it had it all: lowbrow humor, violence, and of course, sexy bitches.  Come on, as if we didn’t all masturbate to Kelly and Peg Bundy (Christine Applegate), and sometimes, in a pinch, Marcy.

Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Porndom made a parody of this sitcom.  Without further ado, allow me to introduce Married with Hormones 2, what the Bundy household would have been like if Howard Stern– (continue reading…)

I enjoy a good laugh almost as much as I enjoy busting fat nuts on females.  Luckily, these interests often cross paths when I cruise for fine porn to put on while I’m getting-it-on.  It’s all about those zany titles and themes.  Sure, they often have very little to do with the content within, but I like to look at it as added value: one free joke with every DVD.

I had a hearty chuckle over the above movie’s moniker: Snatch Adams.  So the film has practically nothing to do with doctors who have– (continue reading…)

Hey Pinky, do you ever get the feeling that you’re alone in the universe?

Quite the opposite, Flesh-Tone, I have a very fulfilling existence, or rather, a very filling existence.

I don’t know about you, but my fleshlight would be singing the blues. (continue reading…)

Borat was a great film, I loved it in fact.  That being said there was a noticable lack of explicit anal sex scenes and jizz slicked orifices.  This is where Horat comes in.  Here you’ll see the really character do what he does best: sexy time!  You name it, this dude is all over it.  We have doubly penetrated assholes, we have sopping facials, we have three-on-one action, and yes, we even have some vaginal sex through into the mix.

No bad, eh.

If Horat turns your crank, you’ve gotta take a look at BeetleJism.  This one is perhaps my personal favorite porn parody of all time.  Tim Burton’s version has nothing on BeetleJism, well, besides Winona (Winona forever, fuck I love that bitch).

Just when you thought begging for a BJ couldn’t get more real…

Blinkie: when ejaculate gets into an eye or eyes, and thus causes the person in question to blink.

…and the Oscar for best screenplay goes to–