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So you work hard everyday for your company.  Pushing out sale after sale and earning account after account to increase the companies profit margins.  Now what kind of extra rewards should one expect outside of the usual bonuses?  An engraved watch?  An expensive clock?  A plaque?

Well the biggest Insurance company in all of Germany has come up with the perfect reward:  Hookers!

Munich Re held an orgy party for 100 of its salespeople and guests that included over 20 prostitutes fulfilling their every wish in 2007.  For the general guests and salespeople, there were a crop of Whores that wore that Red and Yellow bracelets that indicated their availability.

However for the Managers and Top Sales performers, there were a special selection of ladies wearing White wristbands and were only available for them.

Rumor has it that after each women fucked or sucked their companions to cum shooting satisfaction.  In addition each slut was stamped on their lower arm indicating services rendered and also signifying their popularity.

Now this is the kind of reward party I’m fucking talking about!  Fuck the stupid company dinner gatherings and the ass-kissing and ball-washing that occurs during these functions.  Give your employees and guests what they really want, PUSSY!

Now all I need to do is learn German, get an insurance sales certificate and apply for a job.

Here’s the situation.  There you are, happily banging a fatty with a friend of yours, sharing her mouth as a sort of seed spittoon.  And then along comes Ron Jeremy, the Hedgehog himself, and guess what—he wants in.  Obviously being a fella that doesn’t mind sharing, you give him the green light.

With Mr. Jeremy featured in thousands of movies and many of them orgy themed, this situation has probably played out at least a couple of dozen times.  What I would like to know is how does it feel to– (continue reading…)

Why go through the trouble of cooking food on the grill, when you can cook up some good old fashioned gangbanging with your neighbours instead.  Handing your wife or girlfriend over to horny Steve from next door, now that’s what I call being a generous host.  That fact that he’ll fuck her in the ass, well, you’ve just become a veritable saint.

As seen in the above clip from Cream Pie Orgy, group sex is all the rage at today’s cocktail gatherings.  What’s a couple of dicks and cunts between friends?  Yeah, those jizz stains on the couch will come– (continue reading…)

God, I love real girl on girl on girl twat bashing, munching, and stuffing.  Sure, professional screen lesbians have their place too, but there’s something raw about ladies eating poon totally for enjoyment, and not just doing it for a quick buck.  Granted, some of the babes are less than a perfect 10, but even that’s a bonus for me, flawlessness being too clean of a thing for a dirty jerk.

This clip is taken from Aussie Couples 8 and is an excellent example of amateur porn gone right.  Despite less than– (continue reading…)

Boy, times sure have changed.  Today when people get together for a gangbang, they show up wearing little more than jeans and a T-shirt.  Where’s the decorum in that, the sexiness, the class, the sense of occasion?  Even in the eighties, the most tawdry of decades, folks had the good judgment to fix themselves up for an orgy.  Sadly, we’ve lost that.

Just look at the outfits in the above clip from Golden Age of Porn: Candy Samples: these individuals were the best of both worlds—wild and civilized, feral and domesticated, and as any– (continue reading…)

Have you ever said this to yourself?  Come on, sure you have.  Look how fucking baller it would be to a well-holed girlie in a lesbian gangbang.  All you’d have to do to find yourself in this best-possible-situation is show up a lesbo bar and holler: who’s in?  The next thing you’d know, you’d be wrist deep in sweet lady love.

Seriously now, if you had one sexual wish, wouldn’t you want to be one of these ladies in T&A Chicks 10th Anniversary, getting your hood serviced by a legion of clit happy muff divers.  Personally, I’ve been asking Santa for this for years now, and I think I’m out of options.  Woe is me.

It might come as a surprise to some of you, but most of the female teachers that you’ve ever had or will have love slurping on pre-cum greased long dicks!  Yep, Mrs. Flat Ass math teacher from back in the day, um, she took it in the ass.  Miss Too-Old-Not-To-Be-Retired, well, she didn’t get married because she pulls tricks on the weekends and summers and doesn’t do it for the money.

See, this is what a professional development day looks like from behind the pulled curtain.  I don’t even think I– (continue reading…)

Many interesting things happen in a locker room, and most of them awfully gay.  Take the much fabled “eating the cracker” thingie, for example, where sexual endurance is ironically and disgustingly punished.  (If you’re not familiar with this rite of passage, let’s just say it involves a circle-jerk, one very semen drenched wafer, and one very unhappy camper.)  This is probably the worst of the locker room scene outside of the federal prison system.  Sure, there’s towel whipping, ass slapping, and I’m sure, the occasional toss in the washroom stall, but for the most part, no wild amateur interracial orgies take place…  OR DO THEY!  Allow me to introduce Couples Fantasy 5:

Here’s the proof that every now and then a spontaneous fuckfest breaks out in your local changing facility.  Look at ‘em cock smokers go— (continue reading…)

It takes a certain amount of audacity to pull-off the simultaneous suck, but his ferocious brunette seems to be handling the overflow with natural ability and dick-wrangling grace.

Cock Walrus?

Call me crazy, but “one at a time, fellas!”  I don’t know how— (continue reading…)