So, she has a square jaw, a steely gaze, man mouth, and looks like a linebacker if you blur your eyes a little bit.  Big deal.  Biologically, she’s a 100% female.  And guess what, she’s rabid for hot cock spunk.  Will you give it to her, she wonders as she sucks on those digits, each one no doubt flavored by epic fingerbanging and tobacco rolling.

The above clip is from the flick Milf Does A Brotha Good, and I gotta say as titles go, this one is right on the money.  Straight up, chesty mothers and black über snake go together like eggs and toast, but with the former involving more yoke.  If this action isn’t your thing, no worries; at least now you know what to get your mom for mother’s day.

Have you ever had a girlfriend who had a hot mom, a milf of a stellar sexual quality?  I have.  And trust me when I tell you, at the time there was nothing in this world that I wanted more than to bang the both of them in one nasty session.  Kinky, I know.  Still, that’s one fantasy that still tops my bucket list.

I’m curious to know if the situation ever actually presented itself would I be able to rise to occasion and not be bothered by the obvious moral quagmire.    The above clip from Fuck My Mom & Me 8, although great– (continue reading…)

My first lesbian encounter was indeed with an older lady.  Rose was my mother’s good friend and a regular fixture at our house on weekends.  I had just turned 18 and was starting to notice girls in a big big way.  One sunny Saturday, Rose and I had the house to ourselves—my folks were out running errands—and she caught me checking out her ass as she leaned over to pickup some fliers from the kitchen floor.  Before I knew what was happening, she was shoulders deep in my vagina, a whirlwind of lapping, sucking, and munching.

It was amazing.  I must have came twenty times in the hour of lust we had on the tiled floor.  Rose must have climaxed as much as I did because we were– (continue reading…)

Happy Holidays, folks!  What a great day Christmas eve is: the turkey is cooking in the oven, presents are waiting under the tree, your glass is topped-off the moment you take the slightest sip, and it looks like your no-good Uncle has passed out early, which is great news ‘cause his old-ass wife is a real cocking sucking slut and you’re about to get a slice.

Nothing says Merry Ho Ho like banging the shit out of some mature babe in heat.  Forget about the egg-nog, pump her full of man-nog, and sit back and watch the Christmas cheer ooze down her legs in lovely gobs of goo.  Then– (continue reading…)

You’re not proud of the fact that you bang your buddy’s mom ever fucking chance you get, that you pump her so full of spunk that when she walks she leaks cream like a Boston cream donut slowly being crushed in a vice.  You simply can’t help yourself; her tits were made for fucking and that just what you’ll do.

As we can clearly see in the above clip from Hooter World, milfs do the boner good.  Sure, they might have a few rough corners, a wrinkle here, a polyp there, but on the whole you can’t go wrong with these seasoned– (continue reading…)

It’s no secret that when a woman reaches a certain age—say late thirties, early forties—she undergoes a wondrous transformation; like a man becoming a werewolf, what civilization she may have had is quickly cast aside and the beast within is unapologetically unleashed.  She ceases being a soccer mom or a library technician or a checkout lady and is then a feral cock gobbler, a single-minded animal concerned only with balls and jizz and her own throbbing vagina.

I’ve seen it happen time and time again.  As seen in the above clip from Cougars Strike 3, what was once a sandwich making, grocery shopping, bedroom cleaning middle-aged woman is now and forevermore a young man stalking, cock devouring, cum gargling über skank.  Naturally, as irony– (continue reading…)

She’s old, has wrinkles, is nearsighted as hell, and has a beaver which can only be describes as wanting—but fuck, what can you do—your best friend’s mom needs hard dickings too.  Who are you not to give her the pole ride of the century?  Sure, you might feel a little sheepish the next time you see her.  Hey, that’s what booze is for.

The above clip is from the very frisky German film OMA 182: Die Alte Sau!—whatever the fuck that means.  My guess it translates into something to do with loose skin, random-ass hairs, and failing teeth.  In any case, I’m– (continue reading…)

Sure, she’s in her 40s, but gosh, she still rides the pole like she’s fresh from the barely legal oven.  Look at her grind that cock, leaving nothing to chance when it comes to busting her clam.  Fuck, buddy here might some road rash after she’d done with him.  I guess they don’t call ‘em cougars for nothing—wild fucking pussy indeed.

This clip is from Girls over 40, which seems like a strange title to me.  They’re 40; these girls are pretty much women now.  That being said, they definitely have– (continue reading…)

She’s knocked-up, and good news—it ain’t yours!  And she’s horny.  So, what do you do?  A: Get-the-hell-out-of-there, fearing that the baby father might bust down the door any second and give you a-brainin’.  B: Fuck her in the bum, being concerned that your extra-long dick might induce labor.  Or C: Probe, plow, and creampie ever god damn hole in sight (like this fella here in the below sample).  It’s not like you’re going to get her pregnant.

If you answered A, a word to the wise: no guts, no glory.  If you answered B, your using your head, I like that, but I’m afraid you’re not terribly bright.  Now, if you– (continue reading…)

Yes, I’ve done it.  Luckily only no one was there to witness my glorious tumble.  Dick in hand, pants at ankles, it wasn’t one of my proudest moments… but then again, maybe it was.  If you’re gonna do something, you may as well go balls to the wall, or to the linoleum, as was the case when I took my spanky spill.

This foxy Milf from ATK Natural & Hairy 4 knows what I’m talking about.  You gotta put your backbone in it: get freaky, the blood rushing to your head be damned.  As in sex, you gotta– (continue reading…)