First impression: how does one handle that center jug? Solution: that tittie is for suckin’ and the other two are for gropin’. Or, you can fuck a pair while she suckles on the odd one out. Yes, I like how that sounds. On second thought, I can conjure a cavalcade of perverted possibilities.

Wait until you see my two assholes!

Come on! We’ve all seen Total Recall and we’ve all pondered banging a chick with an extra boob, and now it’s time to man-up and admit that our cocks are as discriminating as gravity. Of course you’d– (continue reading…)

Perhaps I’m alone on this, but Midgets, I think, plow good.  Look at this little fucker go, riding buddy’s cock as if it were a pogo stick.  To be completely honest, I’ve always had a thing for dwarf, elf, and hobbit kind.  I recall having a massive boner the first time I watched The Fellowship of Ring, thinking to myself, “Man, I would love to sow some seed in the Shire.”

Yep, Tridget the Midget here is pretty darn special.  Have I mentioned that she’s also a squirter, albeit to the scale of her diminutive stature.   I also like the– (continue reading…)

One part Mini-Me, one part cum addicted dick-licker, babe porno midgets are a rare commodity indeed.  First you gotta find a wee person willing to gain a quick 10% of their body weight in cock, and next you gotta find one that’s easy on the eyes despite their ultra diminutive stature and the symmetry issues that come hand in hand with being 3 apples high.

Luckily for us, someone in Dirty-dom has done the leg work for us and has collected a veritable stable of– (continue reading…)