Folk wisdom 101: nothing is what it seems.  Always watch out for the little guy in a brawl, he’s the vicious one; always pick a good girl over a bad girl for a BJ, ‘cause frankly she’ll always want it more; and finally, never underestimate the depravity of the conservative, they will fuck you and have horse you rode in on (if it must be, hopefully it happens in that order).

Be my guest and take a hard look at this spectacled mother of many working happy inches of bloke dinky.  What she lacks in contact lenses she more than– (continue reading…)

…then the odds are that what you’re eating has been up some woman’s unwashed cunt! Now, before you fly off the handle, this is not necessarily a bad thing.  Look around, deeply scan your surroundings because somewhere close is a bitch in heat!

Get a piece of it!  If she’s already stuffing vegetables up her twat, she’s the– (continue reading…)

It might come as a surprise to some of you, but most of the female teachers that you’ve ever had or will have love slurping on pre-cum greased long dicks!  Yep, Mrs. Flat Ass math teacher from back in the day, um, she took it in the ass.  Miss Too-Old-Not-To-Be-Retired, well, she didn’t get married because she pulls tricks on the weekends and summers and doesn’t do it for the money.

See, this is what a professional development day looks like from behind the pulled curtain.  I don’t even think I– (continue reading…)