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The toothless blowjob, a case study

by on Nov.28, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

So, you’re no Casanova: that doesn’t mean you can’t get laid or get a quality blowjob.  Sure, you’re gonna have to cut some corners, go a little older, or fatter, or even toothless, as displayed in the below clip from 40+ and Humming.  Frankly, in my books, toothless is definitely the way to go given the option.  And I’ll tell you why:

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Well, I really have only one point to make here: no sharp objects.  Any dude that has ever had his cock sucked will tell you, once in a while your sensitive dick head will hit or perhaps scrap hard enamel.  Hey, you know what I’m talking– (continue reading…)

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Plowing your elders, seems like a good idea

by on Nov.16, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

Sure, she’s in her 40s, but gosh, she still rides the pole like she’s fresh from the barely legal oven.  Look at her grind that cock, leaving nothing to chance when it comes to busting her clam.  Fuck, buddy here might some road rash after she’d done with him.  I guess they don’t call ‘em cougars for nothing—wild fucking pussy indeed.

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This clip is from Girls over 40, which seems like a strange title to me.  They’re 40; these girls are pretty much women now.  That being said, they definitely have– (continue reading…)

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A Milf a day, keeps the blue balls away

by on Sep.17, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

Black Belt Jones ‘ere, drying my dicks off with a towel; and I tells ya, dis rag just went from clean to throw-out.  Man, does the Milf get the pussy wet!  I don’t tink me balls have ever been twat washed like dat!  She even be cumming more than me, and I cum like a mother fucking monster.  Where did she learn to bust clam like fountain?  I guess experience counts for something, no?

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Yep, I took her from every angle, but I ended me nut like this feller ‘ere from Supersize Tits 13, deep doggie then straight to facial.   My forty-something loved lapping up my karate cum.  She loved it so– (continue reading…)

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Mature British Mothers, insatiable cock succubae?

by on Aug.29, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

Folk wisdom 101: nothing is what it seems.  Always watch out for the little guy in a brawl, he’s the vicious one; always pick a good girl over a bad girl for a BJ, ‘cause frankly she’ll always want it more; and finally, never underestimate the depravity of the conservative, they will fuck you and have horse you rode in on (if it must be, hopefully it happens in that order).

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Be my guest and take a hard look at this spectacled mother of many working happy inches of bloke dinky.  What she lacks in contact lenses she more than– (continue reading…)

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If your cucumber salad tastes like salmon…

by on Aug.09, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

…then the odds are that what you’re eating has been up some woman’s unwashed cunt! Now, before you fly off the handle, this is not necessarily a bad thing.  Look around, deeply scan your surroundings because somewhere close is a bitch in heat!

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Get a piece of it!  If she’s already stuffing vegetables up her twat, she’s the– (continue reading…)

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So that’s what teachers do on their PD days

by on Aug.01, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

It might come as a surprise to some of you, but most of the female teachers that you’ve ever had or will have love slurping on pre-cum greased long dicks!  Yep, Mrs. Flat Ass math teacher from back in the day, um, she took it in the ass.  Miss Too-Old-Not-To-Be-Retired, well, she didn’t get married because she pulls tricks on the weekends and summers and doesn’t do it for the money.

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See, this is what a professional development day looks like from behind the pulled curtain.  I don’t even think I– (continue reading…)

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