My way of thinking, if you’re going to eat some bitch’s ass, why be shy about it: get that mother fucking tongue way way up there; pretend that her bunghole is first pie on deck in a pie eating contest; break your nose on her gawd damn sphincter; make your tonsils miraculously touch rectum wall!  That’s how you eat an ass.

The chick from the above clip from Young Harlots Le Chateau knows what’s going on.  See how she completely disregards all pretence of civilization and goes after that puckered heaven-hole like a Tasmanian devil jacked– (continue reading…)

A Milf lesbo initiating a barely legal Betty into the fold is nothing less than the finest pussy poetry ever etched into the masturbatory annals.  The old/young combination really adds another dimension to the usual debauchery.  In one corner we have youthful enthusiasm and firmness, and in the other corner we have experience and big floppy boobies—it’s a match made in vulva smashing Valhalla.  Lesbian Seductions 8: well played, well played.

In this clip we get an exemplary dose of the goods.  Unlike the vast majority of the lesbian content out there, which is– (continue reading…)

Perhaps I’ve been working in porn for too long, maybe my meds aren’t as effective as they used to be, but when I hear or read the acronym “BFF” I immediately think of this: hot babes locked in a feral 69, labias and tongues lashing in a tasty head-in-arse embrace… and that’s the story I’m sticking with.

OMG, you smell like my old BFF

A friend will help a girl move, a best friend will help a girl move a body, a best friend forever will help a girl move her clitoris in wet orgasmic circles.  (continue reading…)

I’m gonna be straight with you, I’m on the fence concerning gaping colons, being able to peer voyeuristically in the literal bowels of ass.  On one side, it’s kind of gross, far too visceral and medical for my liking; and on the other side, it’s dirty as hell, which my iron shod penis appreciates and admires.

And I don’t care if that blinking crapper is douched five times a day, it’s still gonna be a stinker wide open like that.  But perhaps that’s the point, have this angelic asshole brought back to earth.  I guess the– (continue reading…)

Giving lesbians HUGE BOOBS is like buttering bacon—decadent, but I’ll take it.  Hell, make that a triple!  So when I saw the title of  the below clip, Lesbian Hooter Party, I immediately spunk me drawers and started working my noodle back to al dente and beyond for another go.

The person who said, too much of a good thing is bad, should be shot, stabbed, poisoned, and then drowned, given the full Rasputin.  The saying should be: too much of a good thing is hardly enough, or rather,– (continue reading…)

Nothing aids analingus quite as much as a tongue stud.  Sure, there are other things that help the act in its entirety along, such as hygiene, position, and the asshole in question, but nothing can replace the lovely texture and tenacity of a tongue stud doing its jitterbug inches deep in twitching sphincter.

Eat your heart out, 1950s conservative America

The above being said, if you’re not in the habit of scrapping rectum walls with your tastier, my advise is to keep that tongue of yours bling free.  Besides giving shitter-love, having one of– (continue reading…)

My last all-lady gangbang was pretty tame compared to this action from Pussy Galore.  Sure, we ate each other out, had some good times with some big toys, did some spanking, a whole lot of fingering, and we even got some food involved, but it definitely didn’t have the same raw animalistic passions seen here in the below clip.

All I have to say is “WOW!”  Look at these feral fuckers go.  I’ve never been one to involve my feet in a poon smashing session, but after viewing this footage, I’m– (continue reading…)

Have you ever looked at a pair of smokin’ babes on the street and said to yourself, “Fuck, behind closed doors I bet those two eat each other’s pussies like wild fucking boars.”  Or perhaps you didn’t verbalize your perverse suspicions, but merely allowed them to bloom into a beautiful daydream.   Whatever the case may be, wishful thinking is making a big big come back.

Just the other day I couldn’t help thinking that the two baristas working behind the counter at Starbucks were more than just co-workers, friend, but were– (continue reading…)

It’s Monday morning, I’m sitting at my desk, and what’s the first thing I see when I turn on my monitor: colossally racked lesbians pinch and suction-cup their tender pinks in a glorious display of lipstick love.  Needless to say, I’m wet from clit to anus and I might have to get the ShamWow out to dry the pussy juice currently pooling on my chair.

This little gem hails from Lady Ass Lickers 18, a rockin’ DVD showcasing the best that the lesbian ass-to-mouth genre has to offer.  This action– (continue reading…)

Not to split cunt hairs here, but shouldn’t a bukkake in fact involve orgasmic ejaculate.  This doesn’t exclude women from being on the giving end of a spunk party—true gushers exist, women who blow vag in a watery splash when excited—but is that what’s actually going on in the below video from Lesbian Bukkake 4?

I don’t know about you, but to me it looks like these women are simply taking turns pissing on each other, not that there’s anything wrong with that, I merely making– (continue reading…)