I don’t know how lesbian couples manage it, all those feminine emotions slurping and grinding off of each other in a stew of estrogen, pussy juice, and anxiety.  As much as I love—LOVE—the idea of girl-on-girl action, it’s hard for me to actually fathom their day to day bullshit, the clinginess, the bitchiness, and I won’t even mention the monthly double dose of PMS.

We're really really close, all the time

I know what you’re thinking: Who cares about lesbos when they’re not wrist deep in elastic hole!  Hey, I’m with you.  I’d rather not think about these banalities, but my curiosity, my need for a little context in my masturbation, demands I– (continue reading…)

I’m gonna level with you: I’m not a terribly picky dude, and when it comes to lesbians, I like ‘em big, I like ‘em old, I like ‘em nasty, I like ‘em rainbow, and of course, I like ‘em barely legal.  Do I have a favorite?  You know what, I don’t know.  It all depends on what kind of mood I’m in really.

The above clip is from Teen Lesbian Stories, and frankly, today being Friday, I am just in the right spirits for some hardcore pretty and petite muff divers diving.  Look at that wee lass munch fur pie!  Now that’s how one gets a hairball, but hell, it’s worth hacking up a grisly mess later on to face love that friendly beaver.  Wouldn’t you agree?

It seems like yesterday when I fingerbanged my first female.  What a day that was!  I clearly recall how potently my digits stunk after the fact: they were both sweet and sour, a savory reminder to carry with me until I washed my hands or scratched my balls.  Ah, the memories!  It’s a shame you couldn’t go back and do it all over again.

As you can see, I'm very flexible

On the subject of time travel, if I did so happen to have DeLorean DMC-12, fully equipped with a flux-capacitor and a Mr. Fusion, there would be a whole lot more things I’d like to do besides going back and re-fingerbanging a few barely legal bitches.  Call– (continue reading…)

…bisexuality for women would be mandatory!  And I don’t mean just drunken kisses at the bar, I mean full-on nose up asshole, tongue in vag, über girl on girl cunnilingus fornication, swapping pussy juice and tit sweat, bashing clams until the whole universe smells like a wharf.

And as seen in the above clip from Her First Older Woman 2, age difference between two adults is a bonus rather than a negative.  I think it’s hot seeing a seasoned veteran shown a few new tricks by a new eager beaver; and vice versa, seeing a newbie shown the old-school skills of a mature slit worshiper.  Mmmmmm, I like.

My first lesbian encounter was indeed with an older lady.  Rose was my mother’s good friend and a regular fixture at our house on weekends.  I had just turned 18 and was starting to notice girls in a big big way.  One sunny Saturday, Rose and I had the house to ourselves—my folks were out running errands—and she caught me checking out her ass as she leaned over to pickup some fliers from the kitchen floor.  Before I knew what was happening, she was shoulders deep in my vagina, a whirlwind of lapping, sucking, and munching.

It was amazing.  I must have came twenty times in the hour of lust we had on the tiled floor.  Rose must have climaxed as much as I did because we were– (continue reading…)

Okay, so can a shaved head lesbian be a little old-fashioned?  Is it crazy for me to expect my ladies to spend a good portion of their time in the kitchen cooking up crazy complicated dish for yours truly?  Hey, pussy is like Chinese food, I’m still hungry even after I eat a whole slew of it.

Turkey baster? What turkey baster?

The moral of this story: horny women are allowed to be sexist to other horny women if there’s a meal involved, especially if– (continue reading…)

—I don’t care, I’ll jack to both.  As far as I’m concerned lesbians are like penis enlargements: big, small, it’s all good.  Yeah, you’ll hear a lot of dude’s preaching the opposite, calling bush dykes disgusting and a waste, and to them I say phooey.  Tight, loose, muscled, rolled, it’s girls eating girls, pussy on pussy, and Mr. Thick Dick approves.

This could also be labelled: Today / in 20 years

Admittedly, I’m an inclusive kind of guy, some may even say that I’ve got no standards, but the truth of the matter is that my love– (continue reading…)

God, I love real girl on girl on girl twat bashing, munching, and stuffing.  Sure, professional screen lesbians have their place too, but there’s something raw about ladies eating poon totally for enjoyment, and not just doing it for a quick buck.  Granted, some of the babes are less than a perfect 10, but even that’s a bonus for me, flawlessness being too clean of a thing for a dirty jerk.

This clip is taken from Aussie Couples 8 and is an excellent example of amateur porn gone right.  Despite less than– (continue reading…)

As a woman with strong lesbian leanings, I have to say that I’m quite impressed with these new-fangled gash gobblers, squirming around, clam on clam, with nipples hard enough to cut glass.  For a niche so often corrupted by male direction, it’s so nice to see a video where the girls involved are actually having a ball—or a clit, as is the case here.

Look at this action from Naughty Teenage Lesbians.  The blonde is working the dildo, the redhead is helping herself to her own hood with a vibrator, and there’s even some cunnilingus in the mix…  (continue reading…)

As far as I’m concerned, vagina is like chicken: it goes with everything.  Case in point: think of any fucking situation imaginable, add some fine lady clam into the scene, and presto—things just got a whole lot sexier.  You’re on the bridge of an alien warship, going down in flames in the fringes of the Andromeda galaxy.  No worries.  Enter naked slut with hungry love hole; suddenly, things ain’t as bad as they were before.  You’re still gonna die most horribly, but as least your body won’t be vaporized with full balls.

Mmmmm, my favorite

Here’s another example: You’re on the ice planet Hoth and you just got shot out of the sky by a meddlesome AT-AT walker, blasted Empire!  Looks like you’re gonna freeze to death, alone in the cold, your Jedi– (continue reading…)