If it’s the one thing that my imagination has taught me: all elves are big sluts.  It was a happy day when I came to this grand realization.  There I was, watching The Fellowship of the Ring in the theater—masturbating in my pocket—and suddenly it struck me like a bag a bricks, that behind closed doors, these dexterous pointy eared darlings on screen must be kinky mother fuckers in the sack, with their magic toys and limitless endurance. Straight up, pixies and other fairy folk: Horny buggers the lot of ‘em.

Somehow this was lost on the rest of the audience as I busted my four nut with my more than buttery hand.  I recall, after the show, getting my soggy ass home for round five, but this time the gloves were coming off.  Happily, I let– (continue reading…)

If Walt Disney were a Japanese Hentai man, I wonder what Mickey Mouse would have ended up being?  A rectum dwelling rodent with a penchant for miniskirts?  A mutant rat, tentacled; half mammal, half penis thing, on the hunt for big titted teacher milfs?   The same old doe eyed Mickey, but with virginal/vaginal blood on his hands.  Or all of the above?

Judging from what I know about anime, its history and current state, I’m gonna to have to go with all of the above.  Just look at this shit!  This clip is taken from– (continue reading…)

Fuck, you gotta love the Japanese.  Just look at all the things going on here in this picture.  Right off the bat, forget about its text; I can’t read it, you probably can’t read it, it’s not important anywho.  What is important, however, is that we got this drawing of a very hot, well endowed anime chick, naked, pregnant, bisected, and censored.

The problem with the pull-out method: one must pull out

I don’t get it.  If they wanted to make this girlie modest, purely educational, why did the artist give her these huge fucking cans in the first place.  And why make her so damn cute, with– (continue reading…)

The thing I love about Anime/Hentai is that it is so god damn realistic.  Just look at this little Philly riding the cream-rod carousel, with her 24 inch waist and her 50 inch perfectly perky chest, eyes beaming like a pair of halogen car lights.  I knew a girl like this one in college, and then I woke up, drenched in spunk from the wet dream that I could have sworn was real.

This chip is taken from Boin Lecture 2, a film concerned with two things and two things only: reaming elfin poon and toggling sand dollar sized nipples.  Unlike in most Japanese– (continue reading…)

You gotta respect the Japanese eye for detail.  It’s the little things, as seen here.  Notice how her nipples wiggle when the breasts are moved, just enough to communicate their subtleness; see how buddy-boy here works both pussy hole and clit, which has a remarkable resemblance to the real thing despite being merely a few contoured lines of pink; take note of her anus, how it submits to his finger: these are the beautiful notes that make up the boner-rific symphony which is Japanese animation.

And then there’s the taboo element, which seems to flavor all titles of this enormous and ever popular niche.  This clip from Taboo Charming Mother 3 is pretty tame compared to– (continue reading…)

Call it what you will: hentai, anime, fucking sick, the best thing since sliced bread, just don’t call Japanese animation shy, there is nothing shy about tentacle sex.  You might ask yourself why, why are these cartoons so outlandish and hardcore?

From my understanding, it all goes back to the censorship rules of the populous island and the clever ways that the anime producers get around them, but judging from– (continue reading…)

Son, I’ve seen some fucked up shit in my dayz, weird ass funky kinky shit, but I stills gets my surprise-on with Japanese anime.  Some twisted dudes drawing these mother fucking things.  Feast your eyes on the scene below from Hot Juicy Teacher.  Bitch is jerking buddy off with a pair of chopsticks.  Fuck.  Doesn’t say much for him.

If that wee sailor moon try that shit on me, she better be bringing twin mother fucking tree trucks to do her thang, cause you know I be sporting a dirty dozen.  One of my hommies once got– (continue reading…)

As a simple man, I enjoy simple things.  I like beer, nothing fancy, as long as it’s not piss warm, I’ll drink it (who am I kidding, I’ll drink piping hot beer if I must).  I love a good sandwich.  I dig electronics.  And yes, I spend most of my free time watching television.  By all accounts, I’m a regular guy; then why is it I’m addicted to Hentai, Japanese pornographic animation?

Take this clip for example; it’s pretty fucking deviant.  My wife caught me the other day– (continue reading…)

Allow me to introduce School Girl Special Lesson.  From what I can see here, the Japanese have the best educational system in the world.  Who needs History or Geography class when Lesbian Linguistics and Morning Room Masturbation Class are in the curriculum?

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Wow, it looks so real!

Since day one, the porn industry has been on the cutting edge of technological developments. The same remains true today.

Holodeck, here we cum!
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