The lovely Kristina Rose tweeted a picture of her Macbook resting on her hairy cunt. Its a shame twitgoo didn’t allow it to stay live for long, but behold the sexyness that is that photo I was able to save!

Great Macbook Stand Option

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The below clip is taken from the original Deep Throat, which is perhaps the most famous porno film of all time—not to mention the most profitable (adjusted for inflation, it has grossed over 600 MILLION dollars).   And you know what, this shit is still awesome: funny, strange, kinky, and yes, good for a hard crank.

Straight up, Linda Lovelace–not shown above–was a fucking sweetheart, sweet and cute and dirty and had no bottom to her mouth.  What she did with a foot long cock is still a high water mark for extreme blowjobs; in fact, I don’t think I’ve seen her equal, which is saying a lot seeing that I watch dozens of BJs everyday…  I need help. I need an another set of balls.

I’m gonna level with you: I’m not a terribly picky dude, and when it comes to lesbians, I like ‘em big, I like ‘em old, I like ‘em nasty, I like ‘em rainbow, and of course, I like ‘em barely legal.  Do I have a favorite?  You know what, I don’t know.  It all depends on what kind of mood I’m in really.

The above clip is from Teen Lesbian Stories, and frankly, today being Friday, I am just in the right spirits for some hardcore pretty and petite muff divers diving.  Look at that wee lass munch fur pie!  Now that’s how one gets a hairball, but hell, it’s worth hacking up a grisly mess later on to face love that friendly beaver.  Wouldn’t you agree?

I don’t know about you, but I like my pussy hairy.  Sure, I’ve got nothing against shaved, shaved is also good, but given the choice I’d rather cram a full-on muff paddy, its coarse continuance dancing along my dick-skin, than plow a sheered field of razor burn and crotch stubble.  But hey, that’s just me.

What's that smell? Leather and fish sweat?

Just look at how silly—even messy–these three slits look, fame and baldness be damned.  And these gals have pussy support, a whole legion of groomers and stylistics at their beck and call.  And what do they have to– (continue reading…)

Not all muffs are created equal: some are petite, barely a shadow, and a shy one at that; some are average, healthy, not too cold, not too hot, but just right; and some are glorious, a veritable garden of pubic delights–wild, tangled, and humid, like the Cambodian jungle during a heat wave.  Frankly, I likes my beaver pelts like I likes my aliens, terrible to behold and most certainly about to kill me.

Take the above bush, for example, from the aptly named movie Furry Snatch.  Now that’s a happy fleece pie!  It’s pussy as God intended, mysterious, no doubt fragrant, and a-boning.  You encounter– (continue reading…)

I like looking at a beaver and it being a beaver, not merely some honeyed slit.  Give me bush, let that bush start two inches below the bellybutton, wrap around the gash, fan-out around the asshole, and  stretch halfway up to the small of her back.  And let it stink like a salty armpit all the way around.  That’s was sex is about, dropping pretenses and going feral.

Take a good long look at this girl’s hairy undercarriage (from ATK Natural & Hairy 10).  Now imagine what this strip of heavenly delight would be like if it– (continue reading…)

I don’t know about you, but I’m a man who values variety.  Even if I had the option of eating the finest steak every night of the week, I couldn’t do it, not for any sustainable length of time, and I’m a fully blooded carnivore.  I would still need to punctuate my red meat with the occasion fowl.  And the same goes for my pussy!

I can’t devour bald bird month in, month out; I need some fucking beaver in my diet too.  In my books, it is either or.  There’s no middle ground.  Nothing is harder on the cock than twat stubble, or as I refer to it as: shaft-shredder.  Ouch!  Those– (continue reading…)

Perhaps I’ve grown weary of modern porn, with its perfectly manicured orifices and it’s digitally enhanced everything; perhaps I’m just a hippy when it comes to getting down to bumping uglies, but I likes my poon like I likes my burgers—with all the fixings!

This is way I often find myself surfing retro porn, particularly the European classics like this one: French Sex Delights.  There are no pretenses here, no fake orgasms or faux moans of– (continue reading…)

Yes, I’ve done it.  Luckily only no one was there to witness my glorious tumble.  Dick in hand, pants at ankles, it wasn’t one of my proudest moments… but then again, maybe it was.  If you’re gonna do something, you may as well go balls to the wall, or to the linoleum, as was the case when I took my spanky spill.

This foxy Milf from ATK Natural & Hairy 4 knows what I’m talking about.  You gotta put your backbone in it: get freaky, the blood rushing to your head be damned.  As in sex, you gotta– (continue reading…)