She’s old, has wrinkles, is nearsighted as hell, and has a beaver which can only be describes as wanting—but fuck, what can you do—your best friend’s mom needs hard dickings too. Who are you not to give her the pole ride of the century? Sure, you might feel a little sheepish the next time you see her. Hey, that’s what booze is for.
The above clip is from the very frisky German film OMA 182: Die Alte Sau!—whatever the fuck that means. My guess it translates into something to do with loose skin, random-ass hairs, and failing teeth. In any case, I’m– (continue reading…)
It might come as a surprise to some of you, but most of the female teachers that you’ve ever had or will have love slurping on pre-cum greased long dicks! Yep, Mrs. Flat Ass math teacher from back in the day, um, she took it in the ass. Miss Too-Old-Not-To-Be-Retired, well, she didn’t get married because she pulls tricks on the weekends and summers and doesn’t do it for the money.
See, this is what a professional development day looks like from behind the pulled curtain. I don’t even think I– (continue reading…)
This clip is taken from Titten 290, the latest installment of the German Big Tit franchise. And if you’re asking yourself where does the 290 come in? Well, this is the two-hundredth and ninetieth DVD of the series. Needless to say, boobs are popular in the beer loving country.
Here’s a lovely example of the difficulties of tittie fucking. Even with big– (continue reading…)