I don’t know about you, but I generally don’t stumble into gangbangs that often.  Apparently, this is not the case in LA, or in any Frat house nationwide.  Porn would have us believe that spontaneous orgies, featuring hot babes and bodybuilders, not only happen are common, but in fact, define the very dimension in which we exist… not too shabby.

Yep, it sure is strange.  Just look at this clip from Masters of Reality Porn, for example.  Isn’t it odd that this– (continue reading…)

You have your boy’s nights out, so she gets her girl’s nights out—that’s cool.  It gives you a chance to get a little wild with your buds, guilt free.  Generally, you hit a bunch of bars, maybe a club, get totally fucked up, and come crawling home at four in the morning.  No harm, no foul.   You imagine your girlfriend/wife’s evenings out on the town are pretty tame in comparison.  Guess again.

It's my party and I'll gangbang if I want to

Nightmare, I know.  Relax, I’m just fucking with you.  As if your partner could get away with being a Bukkake babe without you totally being on to her.  How could– (continue reading…)

Black Belt Jones has been around the block, son.  Got some mother fucking skeletons in me closet.  Bound to happen.  At least I’m man ‘nuff to face the mother fucking facts.  Yeah, I’ve banged with some ladies with a little something extra.  They had 40DD titties and sucked cock like a Dyson vacuum cleaner, and I’ll tell you what, I’d do it again.  Just look at this action in Transsexual Gangbang.  It be jamming.

Jimmy up, and go for it; that’s what I say.  As long as they’re ain’t no 6 o’clock shadow on da bitch’s face, it’s all good.  Your hetero image remains intact.  Take it from– (continue reading…)

There’s nothing subtle about five guys screwing the hell out of two horny teens; Teen Summer Gang Bang, you are to porn what Pauly Shore is to comedy: absolutely transparent!

I’ve said this once, but I feel I need to say it again: sharing a vagina with another dick, at the same time, is awfully gay.  That’s just my opinion, it might be awesome for all I know, but it looks a little cramped to me.

And then there’s having your own hole to fuck, but your balls are slapping against the other dude’s balls.  Look at– (continue reading…)

It might come as a surprise to some of you, but most of the female teachers that you’ve ever had or will have love slurping on pre-cum greased long dicks!  Yep, Mrs. Flat Ass math teacher from back in the day, um, she took it in the ass.  Miss Too-Old-Not-To-Be-Retired, well, she didn’t get married because she pulls tricks on the weekends and summers and doesn’t do it for the money.

See, this is what a professional development day looks like from behind the pulled curtain.  I don’t even think I– (continue reading…)

Many interesting things happen in a locker room, and most of them awfully gay.  Take the much fabled “eating the cracker” thingie, for example, where sexual endurance is ironically and disgustingly punished.  (If you’re not familiar with this rite of passage, let’s just say it involves a circle-jerk, one very semen drenched wafer, and one very unhappy camper.)  This is probably the worst of the locker room scene outside of the federal prison system.  Sure, there’s towel whipping, ass slapping, and I’m sure, the occasional toss in the washroom stall, but for the most part, no wild amateur interracial orgies take place…  OR DO THEY!  Allow me to introduce Couples Fantasy 5:

Here’s the proof that every now and then a spontaneous fuckfest breaks out in your local changing facility.  Look at ‘em cock smokers go— (continue reading…)

The word for today is “Ambidextrous.”

One hand fully in the pink, the other fully in the stink, what we have is one talent babe—the life of the gangbang!

Brunette: Stupid Visa Bill!

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