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The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody

by on Nov.06, 2012, under Adult Video Reviews

The best film of an epic superhero movie franchise gets its deserved porn makeover complete with plenty of tight leather outfits and masked deviants, as The Dark Knight XXX satisfies nerd and porn parody fans alike..  Catwoman, Poison Ivy, and even the incredibly sexy Zatanna, who was a childhood friend of Batman’s and member of the Justice League, make an appearance in this dark and juicy cosplay adult film.

We set in on a cold, deserted wilderness, where inside his funhouse of horror and scandal, the Joker is keeping prisoner Commissioner Jim Gordon, and more importantly, the sexy, latex-wearing Batgirl. Joker soon rips off her mask, revealing her true identity as the blonde and buxom Penny Pax. With a knife to her throat, she exchanges sexual favours for her life, getting down on her knees and taking Joker’s cock deep down her throat.

When he is properly hard, Batgirl gets down on her back, revealing a conveniently placed hole in her suit, showing off her clean shaven and tender pussy. Still in her tight, black outfit, she screams and moans, talking dirty to her captor, turning over on her knees to take it from behind. Batgirl proves quite flexible, in more ways than one, lying on the ground, putting her hips in the air, and spreading her legs wide as she gets fucked in the ass from above. When she finally has enough, she returns to her knees to take a hot load in her mouth and all over her face.

We then come across Batman in action, sort of. He takes down a bad guy and partner of the fiery-haired Poison Ivy (Dani Jensen), and after the caped crusader leaves, Ivy gives her beaten comrade some needed attention. She gives him a deep-throated blow job before finding some place to lean against, lifting her leg in order to and take it from behind. They continue for another five minutes, as we get a glimpse of Ivy’s red-haired pussy while she keeps on her leafy outfit.

At home, Batman gets a visit from Catgirl, played by the deliciously devilish Aiden Ashley. In black leather, with her cat ears and black eye shadow, she gives Batman’s cock a long, wet, thorough cleaning. She pounces on top of him, riding him hard, slowly unzipping the front of her suit. As she takes a pounding, we get a gorgeous view of her ass and clean shaven pussy. The slender Aiden is the perfect Catwoman, with her perky breasts and tiny nipples and endless moaning. Catwoman shows off her sexual prowess, at last taking Batman’s load on her face and in her eye—without batting a lash.

Christy Mack makes an appearance as Zatanna, rewarding herself after a good magic show with a quick, magical blowjob. The dark-haired beauty shows off her full breasts during the quickie that ends with her face full of cum.

In the finale, Catwoman shows she plays for both sides as she double-crosses Batman, and joins with Kathy Kane to double team the villain Bane, sucking, fucking, and eating each other out. Kane shows off her sexy, curvy body, with her round ass shaking as she rides Bane, with a cock in her pussy and her own finger in her ass. Unlike the Hollywood world, it’s not as easy for the good guy to get all the girls when you’re in the adult film business – sorry Batman, maybe in the sequel.

Starring: Aiden Ashley, Andy San Dimas, Brendon Miller, Brian Street Team, Christy, Clarke Kent, Dani Jensen, Derrick Pierce, Giovanni Francesco, Penny Pax, Tom Byron

Director: Axel Braun
Categories: Spoof, Feature
Production Year: 2012
Length: 1h 31m
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Forever Love Trust

by on Oct.31, 2012, under Adult Video Reviews

The words ‘forever,’ ‘love,’ and ‘trust,’ in any order or combination, are hard to find in a title of any movie a man likely wants to see.  Unless of course, it’s an adult video feature.

For the sensitive and more plot-focused hardcore enthusiast comes Forever Love Trust by Jim Powers and Smash Studio. It is a rom-com-porn, the kind that begins with a breakup, but not before a 20-minute long session of blow jobs and fucking. Eric is truly madly deeply in love with his fiancé (they very sexy red-headed and tattooed Brooklyn Lee), and we can all see why in the opening scene. The two exchange oral services, before performing them simultaneously. Brooklyn gets pummeled on her back before riding her man, and finally taking a load on her neatly-trimmed pubic hair.

Then she ends the romance, permanently.

Heartbroken, Eric returns to his home town, rekindling with family and friends. He encounters and old friend, the slender, sexy, blue-eyed and red-headed Rebecca (Marie McCray) and the sexual tension begins. Rebecca though, is dating some loser from high school—isn’t it always the case.

After a drunken house party where the friends catch up, the action returning to the bedroom when the horny blonde Krissy Lynn finds a man to fuck. She takes a cock deep down her throat, using the stud in her pierced tongue to satisfy. Krissy rides him on top, then turns on her back, sticking her legs high in the air and moaning loudly as her breasts bounce back and forth. When she gets him to ready to cum, Krissy turns him over, gives him a good two-handed tug, and opens wide for his messy load.

The next day, the sexual talk escalates, as Eric and company start discussing threesomes. Later on in bed, Eric’s brother Chad who talked a big game earlier, becomes the hesitant one when his girlfriend raises the subject, professing his monogamous love. As he falls asleep though, fantasy creeps in, and suddenly he is sandwiched between the blonde Bailey Blue, and the brown-haired Madison Ivy, beginning the incredibly sexy dream.

They are the perfect pair of long-haired beauties. Bailey, with her milky white skin, soft, tender breasts appears innocent in pink, while the tanned Madison, with her petite frame, large fake breasts, and black lingerie, is the seductress. They take turns sucking on Chad’s big cock, slowly taking off their clothes. The two both take turns riding on top, and for a quick second, the nasty Madison runs her tongue across Bailey’s pink asshole, just before she takes a cock inside her wet pussy, teasing, and making you thirsty for more. Both girls get their fill, as Madison licks the cum off Bailey’s ass after Chad unloads.

While his brother’s fantastic dream comes true, Eric is still sad. Rebecca is too, as she catches her dick of a boyfriend with his cock in another woman, a busty, curvy, blonde. Will Eric and Rebecca finally be together, consummating their love with by going down on either other and fucking into the night? Does Rebecca have a pink, shaven pussy and perky bouncy breasts? Does she moan as her ass cheeks are spread when taking a cock in her pussy?

Well of course. It’s a romantic comedy after all.


Director: Jim Powers
Production Year: 2012
Length: 123:52 minutes
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Diary Of Love

by on Oct.25, 2012, under Adult Video Reviews

Chances are you’ve never seen the mainstream movie, “The Notebook”, unless you were forced to watch it, or subjected yourself to that suffering because you were trying to please a woman and wanted to get laid.
Jim Powers has produced or directed over 500 porn movies. After making some impressive hardcore fuck and suck films, like the “Gag Factor” series,  he has moved on to features. Powers shows that he is a master of the porn movie spoof in this adult film from Smash Pictures. This is most definitely a XXX chick flick, or couples movie.
The porn adaptation of “The Notebook” starts out in a similar fashion to the original, all romance and silliness. Presley Hart and Richie Calhoun play the two star-crossed lovers. Lily Labeau is Presley’s friend who has a thing going with Logan Pierce.  The plot is pretty faithful to the original. This movie is all kiss and no kink. Straight up romantic sex. There is no “bow chikka wow wow” music, the soundtrack could be from any mainstream romance film.
The PPV opens with a voice over narrative by Presley. She is visiting Richie in the hospital; he’s in a coma and completely bandaged up. She starts reading him a love story.
It may have been love at first sight for Richie, but not necessarily lust on Presley’s part. There is plenty of film foreplay, since the sex doesn’t start until 15 minutes into the movie, and then it is Lily Labeau and Logan Pierce picnicking in the park and eating more than the food.
This scene was shot outdoors, and there are birds chirping in the background as Lily gives Logan some serious head. Powers has nixed the gag factor for this movie. Lily looks like she belongs in this scene. She has that innocent on the outside, slutty on the inside look.  Logan tongues Lily’s sweet pussy from behind, and then she lies back and they move into cowgirl and reverse cowgirl positions.  Logan cums all over Lily’s lovely, not excessively trimmed bush.
When Presley and Richie finally get down to getting down, there is some coitus interruptus from Logan. Presley’s mother, Nikki Charm, playing a non-sex role, orders Presley to stop seeing Richie. Unlike the original, which was set in the 1940’s, this movie is set in the 2000s. Presley goes off to Harvard, and Richie ends up going to war in Afghanistan and Iraq. Logan gets killed in the war.
Presley meets someone new, more in line with her mother’s approval, Johnny. Presley and Johnny are planning to get married. After talking about it, Richie kisses Presley’s tight little body and gives her bald beaver some tongue love. She keeps talking, because this isn’t the only kind of love she is looking for, she wants the real thing. Presley sucks Johnny’s cock and then rides him cowgirl style. Johnny fucks her from behind, and loses his load on her pussy.
Richie comes back from the war and finds he has inherited some money, so he buys a house and renovates it to get Presley back. After three years, the house is as empty as a virgin’s twat. Richie consoles himself with the sweet lips of Kimberly Kane and Lia Lor in a hot threesome. Bookended by a brunette and a blonde, Richie lets his dick take precedence over his heart. Richie may be heartbroken, but that doesn’t stop him from giving these horny chicks a good tongue lashing.   He pumps Kimberly missionary style, and Lia rides him cowgirl style. Richie plugs Kimberly from behind while she eat’s Lia’s beautiful puss. Both lovely ladies stroke and suck Richie to a happy ending and he cums all over their pretty faces.
Finally! After Presley sees a photo of Richie in the paper, she drives to his house and sees him. There is the famous kissing scene in the rain, which every romance movie must include. From the sound of Presley’s moaning, she has been waiting a long time to feel Richie’s huge cock inside her, even though he goes straight for the missionary position.  Wait, he did lick her pussy first, but he spent more time licking an ice cream cone early in the movie. We get an expansive view of Presley’s magnificent ass when she gets on top. Women like to be on top, and this is a woman’s movie, which is why this is the preferred position. Presley sucks his cock, and he blows his spunk on her tummy.
Diary of Love has much more going for it than “The Notebook”, despite some cheesy blue screen shots at a fair, and no Ryan Gosling for the ladies. The original might make your woman cry, but this movie will make them moan.


Director: Jim Powers
Production Year: 2012
Length: 127:6 minutes
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Ideal Companion

by on Oct.22, 2012, under Adult Video Reviews

Fantasy is reality in Ideal Companion, a full-length feature that appeals to the heart of every young male who has ever wished for a female to control, or simply loved Weird Science. A pair of star-crossed sexy scientists, the famed Alektra Blue and Mr. Dane Cross, experiment in creating the perfect robot lover with whom to command and fuck in this fun and sexy adult movie rental.
A sex comedy from Wicked Pictures and Jonathon Morgan, the film begins with a threesome featuring blonde beauties Sheena Shaw and Heather Starlet. The two strip and take turns getting fucked by Ryan McLane, making sure to take care of the other; when one of the ladies gets fucked doggie style, she bends over the other and eats her out while still getting pounded. The girls continue to share until the very end, blowing their man until he erupts, swapping his cum mouth to mouth.
Meanwhile, the lovely, sexy brunette Alektra Blue tries to seduce her colleague, but he stays absent minded, ignoring her while looking to create a female for himself.

Alektra, wearing a pony tail, black glasses, and a lab coat, find time alone with the male robot of her creation, one that looks remarkably like Tommy Gunn, and she soon tests him out. She takes his big cock in her mouth as she removes her glasses, then taking off everything as her robot friend fucks her pierced pussy from behind, bending her over a table. She then straddles him, and we get a close up of her being penetrated, as her massive fake tits swing with every thrust, and she finally takes a load of cum across her pussy.

Dane’s creation, meanwhile, is the tall and buxom blonde Samantha Saint, and while Alektra takes no interest (we already got our threesome), the pair get quickly acquainted, as Samantha gives a wet, sloppy blow job while rubbing her clit. Her moist and pierced pussy gets a proper licking before she takes a cock inside her, fucking reverse cowgirl and doggy style, and also taking her man’s ejaculate on her stomach and clit.

Next up is Nicole Aniston, the blonde-haired, big-boobed, and trimmed beauty. She enters the bedroom wearing black boots, black stocking, and a black corset, ready to control her man. She takes a seat, resting her juicy ass and tight pink pussy on his face, taking his tongue inside her. We get teased a gorgeous view of her pink asshole, as she shakes her luscious cheeks before turning over to deep throat a massive cock. She fucks on top first, then lying on her back, sticking one leg in the air while whipping her man.

The ending finally sees the would-be scientist lovers consummate their attraction, as Alektra Blue strips down and gets fucked by Dane Cross, her pierced pussy eaten out, and her mouth filled with cock. She rides him first, and then takes him from behind, with her gorgeous, round ass getting cummed all over.
This comedic fantasy feature showcases a group of famous and accomplished women in the business, and is perfect for those looking for a straight forward adult movie. There is no anal play and only one cum shot on the face, but these buxom women are all experienced at fucking and putting on a show, screaming and moaning, all the while tantalizing you with a set of sexual skills that make them the perfect partner in the bedroom. Or the lab, for that matter.

Director: Jonathan Morgan
Production Year: 2012
Length: 124:13 minutes
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by on Oct.18, 2012, under Adult Video Reviews

Multi talented, award winning porn superstar Stormy Daniels has found the right mix of humor and humping in the XXX movie, Snatched. Stormy directs and stars in the Wicked Pictures porn production featuring some other hot, nasty bitches, like Kaylani Lei and Eva Angelina. All kinds of sexual shenanigans ensue. If you like humor surrounding your fuck and suck scenes, you’ll get plenty of bang for your buck.

Kaylani Lei is a rich bitch married to a wealthy Hollywood producer/philanderer. She has a hard body to match that attitude. Kaylani is suspicious when the phone rings and he won’t answer after they arrive home from a party. Tommy Gunn, shuts up her nagging by sticking his big cock in her pretty little mouth after he lets her fuck his face with her tight twat.

The 4’11 Kaylani looks like she could be ripped apart by Tommy’s big dick, but she takes it. She straddles hubby in the reverse cowgirl so we get a good look at her perfect body and tiny tits. Stormy has bagged all the guy’s dicks in this film, so he shoots his load on Kaylani’s stomach.

The next day, Kaylani walks back to her car after a day of shopping, and gets mugged and locked in the trunk by a guy who runs off. Two dumb car thieves steal her car, find her in the trunk and take her hostage.

Dumb and dumber have to turn the car over to their boss, but decide to keep their newfound prize a secret. Brendon Miller reports into their boss. Stormy is sitting at her desk. She orders Brendon to get to work and lick her cunt, “It ain’t going to lick itself.”

This is the best line in the movie. Probably the best line in any porn movie.

Stormy sits with her legs spread in her office chair giving us a perfect view of her more than perfect pussy, while Brendon does his job. She kneels on the desk. Brendon knows how to get ahead at work, or get head at work, by kissing the boss’s ass. It’s not a hardship when the ass is attached to one of the hottest, smartest, adult film stars to ever grace the screen. Every good employee deserves a bonus, so Stormy pulls his hard cock out of his pants, spits on it, bangs it on her 36DD and sucks him dry.

In a nasty apartment, the idiot team is trying to figure out what to do with Kaylani. She tells them her husband is very rich, and they maker her call and demand ransom. Hubby just wants to get rid of her. He never shows with the ransom money, because he’s busy burying his face in two hot blondes, Tasha Reign and Leya Falcon, outside by the pool.

While the car thieves come to the realization that the rich guy isn’t going to pony up with the cash, Derrick Pierce is giving Stormy more than enough horsepower on the hood of a car.

Back at the apartment, the other idiot dude, Tommy Pistol is getting reamed out by his girlfriend, Eva Angelina. She wants to know why a strange woman is tied up in their living room. Eva threatens him with a baseball bat. Now she’s the one getting reamed by Tommy’s big dick. What man can resist what awaits just below Eva’s tempting triangle trimmed bush? She looks as hot as ever, even though she isn’t wearing her trademark eyeglasses.

Somehow Kaylani has escaped her chains and tied up Brendon. They decide to join forces. She has a prenup and gets half his money if he’s cheating.

No spoilers, but let’s say that we gets more delicious views of Stormy’s big boobs and Kaylani ’s tiny titties while they get fucked hard. Women love a guy who makes them laugh, but maybe you aren’t funny. Show her you have a sense of humor. Watch this wild romp together and your face will end up in her wet snatch.


Categories: Threesomes, Feature
Director: Stormy Daniels
Production Year: 2012
Length: 99:22 minutes
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Fifty Shades of Grey – A XXX Adaptation

by on Oct.17, 2012, under Adult Video Reviews

The best-selling books that is a making housewife horny and innocent young girl blush gets the much needed XXX adaptation, taking Fifty Shades of Grey to its dark and dirty extreme, finally offering something for men and the kinkiest of women to truly enjoy.

Fifty Shades of Grey – A XXX Adaptation
, from Smash Pictures is a two and a half hour erotic thriller, of bondage and S&M action featuring the young, slender long-haired brunette Allie Haze in the starring role.

She plays the innocent and impressionable student Anastasia, who gets seduced by an older man and led into a dark world of sexual deviance and exploration. She takes some time to warm up to the secretive Christian Grey (Ryan Driller), but soon enough she is willing to be taken, and we get our first glimpse of the gorgeously tanned Allie, with her tiny tits, brown nipples, and neatly-trimmed bush and the first of her many fucks in the movie.

In their initial encounter, Anastasia takes him inside her while on her back, with the two soon moving to the bath tub where she gives Christian a passionate, wet blowjob. They later return to the bed, where Anastasia gets her first experience with some light bondage, as her hands are tied over her head while Christian licks her tight, tender pussy.

As that scene comes to a close, so to speak, we turn to Anastasia’s friend, played by the blond and buxom Alexis Ford, as she fucks and sucks in bed wearing a pair of high heels. She is far more experienced than Allie, who now exposed to the world of sex, starts to have nightmares of depravity and bondage, where men and women are gagged, blinded, and tied up.

One such scene features the blond dominatrix Julie Ann, as she takes advantage of a bound and tied man, whipping him and forcing his tongue into her pierced pussy. She removed her black corset revealing her massive breasts, blowing him off and finally removed his restraints so she can get properly fucked: on her back, her stomach, and between her tits.

The nightmares of young Allie soon turn to fantasies, and these thoughts turn her on. Lying in bed wearing a white tank and a pair of purple panties, she starts to masturbate, and her dark thoughts find her tied naked and spread eagle to a bed as Christian stands over her with a whip and total control.

It’s not long before her fantasies become a dark reality. During a masquerade ball, she is taken away to a bathroom, where she is momentarily handcuffed and spanked before taking a cock from behind while still wearing her ball gown and high heels.   The dramatic and much anticipated finale finds the petite and nubile Anastasia having sex in both the bedroom and the dungeon, not knowing what is real, but turned on by both. The innocent girl is stripped of her pure, white clothes, revealing once more her slender frame and perky tits. Her legs are spread apart and locked in pace, with her arms handcuffed over her head, and she stands wide-eyed and submissive, ready to be taken, beginning a lengthy ending to the sex-filled film adaptation.

It is the story all men wanted, and the adult film rental that was sorely needed, featuring a perfect-bodied young, naïve girl in need of domination and a good, hard fuck.

Categories: Bondage, Spoof, S&M, Fetish, Feature
Director: Jim Powers
Production Year: 2012
Length: 148:21 minutes
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Chyna Is Queen Of The Ring

by on Oct.16, 2012, under Adult Video Reviews

Pro-wrestler Chyna is back in the ring, only this time when she bangs guys into the mat, she gets banged right back. Gangbanged that is. And what a gang it is. Vivid Entertainment’s wrestling porn parody features nine major adult film stars, like Tommy Pistol, Alex Sanders, Cyrus King, Ralph Long, Sledge Hammer, Marco Banderas parodying famous wrestlers like The Rock, Hulk Hogan, Triple H, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Ric Flair, Bret Hart, Iron Sheik, and Doink.

Oh yeah, and Ron Jeremy playing the only role he needs to play anymore; himself.

It may be a man’s world, but there is still room for Lisa Ann as a Stephanie McMahon and Valerie Kay as the ring girl.
Lee Stone as Vince is in the locker room with Lisa Ann. They tell Chyna that in order to wrestle in the Fucklemania, she has to participate in Jizzapalooza. She’ll only do it if they do something for her; tag team her big, juicy cunt. She orders the father daughter team to suck her engorged clit.
Lee manages Chyna’s lady meat, while Lisa sucks on Chyna’s big tits. Chyna sucks dick the way she does everything else; to the extreme. Lee pile drives his meat into Chyna’s wet pussy while she gives Lisa’s pussy a licking, until they are all down for the count.
On to the Jizzapalooza. Chyna is a match for any man, let alone a whole jizzload of them. Ring girl Valerie announces each wrestler while the announcer gives a play by play. Chyna gets nasty while the men beat on her face and tits with their rock hard cocks. She gags down each of their dicks and they take turns plugging her pussy.
Chyna has to get each guy off to win. She knocks each one down to the canvas by sucking the life force out of him. Even the announcer gets in on the action, proving that a guy in a suit can pound like the pros. The guys shoot their jizz all over Chyna’s face and tits and she wins Jizzapalooza.  Backstage, Ron Jeremy being Ron, or Lou Albano, is making sure that Valerie Kay’s cunt is getting equal face and cock time, off the clock. She sends in Chyna for some similar action. Chyna should be saving her strength for the Fucklemania match, but this woman has no limits. Chyna’s no pussy, but she has one, (contrary to Internet rumors) and Ron makes sure she leaves satisfied.
The main event, Fucklemania, is a no holds barred, knock down spermathon between Chyna and tag team, fake Hulk Hogan and Rik Flair. Chyna looks like she is down for the count, but she is determined to win. Chyna gets plugged from both ends.  Hogan gives Chyna’s ass a good reaming while she takes Rik Flair’s dick all the way into her throat. Hogan pulls out of her ass and shoots his load on Chyna’s face. She licks his cock clean.  Chyna almost gets beat down by a bunch of man meat in this XXX wrestling match, but she rallies in the end and wins the Fucklemania belt!


Director: N/A
Production Year: 2012
Length: 103:16 minutes
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