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Fillin’ up the tank

by on Feb.14, 2010, under Adult Video Reviews

What do you do when the tank is empty?  You fill it up.  That’s logic you can’t argue with, and what’s true for cars must also be true for women, especially women who are also measured by tonnage.  You find a fatty with an empty pussy or anus…  Do I really need to spell it out for you, fellas?

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The above clip taken from Fat & Fifties is a perfect example of working hole not for bragging rights, not for ego, not your country, honor, money, food or any other such non-sense: it’s working hole– (continue reading…)

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…and then along came Ron Jeremy

by on Feb.07, 2010, under Adult Video Reviews

Here’s the situation.  There you are, happily banging a fatty with a friend of yours, sharing her mouth as a sort of seed spittoon.  And then along comes Ron Jeremy, the Hedgehog himself, and guess what—he wants in.  Obviously being a fella that doesn’t mind sharing, you give him the green light.

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With Mr. Jeremy featured in thousands of movies and many of them orgy themed, this situation has probably played out at least a couple of dozen times.  What I would like to know is how does it feel to– (continue reading…)

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Skin slapping, ass rippling, tit flopping fun with flab

by on Jan.04, 2010, under Adult Video Reviews

Tis no mother fucking secret, BB Jones likes his women like he likes his cars: with plenty of horse power and with big big trunks—‘cause yous knows I be putting my huge dicks up in theres.  It’s actually my new year’s resolution, plough more hefty hotties, leaving no juicy hole unsowed.

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As you can see from the above clip from Big Fat Cream Pie 8, the larger lady loves a hard dicking.  And anal is a mother fucking given, son.  Just last night I had a round one over for a little 69 action, and before– (continue reading…)

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Fun with Fat

by on Dec.12, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

It’s soft, warm, dimpled, and forgiving; frankly, it beats the hell out of me why 250 pounds of randy lady is generally avoided by distinguishing cocks far and wide.  A roly-poly spin in the sack is as fun as it is ball voiding, to be desired and to be greatly cherished.

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When providence doles out those loving rolls, you thank your lucky stars and dive in face first, like the dude in the above clip from Plump & Stacked.  Sure, you’ve gotta be carefully when tangoing with a heavy hitter, be– (continue reading…)

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Boob-bation: Female self-gratification gone breastie

by on Oct.20, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

Masturbation is a no-brainer for us fellas; we get horny, we get hard, spanky, spanky, and that’s all there is to it.  For the ladies, however, shit ain’t ever that easy.  Simply put, they’ve got more erogenous zones.  And bigger ladies, like this one, have bigger zones, period, allowing them to get a full-on tit-jerk going with the greatest of ease.

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This clip is taken from the second installment of one of my favorite BBW series, Scale Bustin’ Bimbos.  I picked this little gem to illustrate my point because, well, I’m gonna be honest with you, I love massive jugs.  I would like to have given you a more intellectual reason, something with some meaning attached to it; unfortunately, I’m not that guy today… it being Tuesday.

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Big Girls, Big Fun

by on Oct.02, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

Black Belt Jones here.  Today’s post is brought to you mother fuckers by the letter B, for Big Girls.  Now, you know I be a fan of the round.  Only a gawd damn fool turns down a go at a wide one.  Hungry for love, cock, and post coitus cuisine, what’s not to dig about the larger specimens of the species.

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Son, take a hard look at this ‘er example from I Like Fat Girls 5.  Look at how nice and juice those breast be, how– (continue reading…)

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Mimi, from the Drew Carey Show, sucks a mean dick!

by on Aug.23, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

Ah fuck, look at dat big bitch slurp up dat white boy’s semi!  She must be think it be her fourth lunch ‘cause she be savouring and not swallowing whole.  Damn, this girl from Plumper’s Island be a round one.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that, I be a huge fan of the huge.

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She reminds me of this one beanbag I use to sit on with me dick.  Mother fucking lady could eat me under– (continue reading…)

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The Chunky Whisperer: ’nuff said

by on Jul.07, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

“Hundreds of years ago, fat chicks waddled freely across this great land. They were worshipped and revered. But, with the advent of gymnasiums, healthy eating habits, and general good public taste, the fat chick soon gave way to her skinny counterpart – the hot chick. From then on, the alliance with fat chicks would forever be fragile. But, there is one man amongst us who serves as the custodian to this fragile bond. A man who can look past the flabby skin and deep into the fat chicks’ soul. this man is known as… the Chunky Whisperer.”

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How can you argue with that?  Fat girls need lovin’ too.  Especially anally!  I think you get this, the Chunky Whisperer obviously gets this, and yes, I get it too.  If you like what you see above, you will definetly enjoy Chunky School Girls #4; in my opinion, the best of the series.  Have at it, BBW fans.

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