Masturbation... close-combat weapon?

Dildo Mistaken for Lethal Weapon at Houston Airport

One question: how hard is it to read an X-ray? I’m fairly confident that I would be able to distinguish between a dildo and a gun, regardless how ethereal the image. One looks like a cock, the other replaces a cock. Well… maybe it is more difficult to tell the two apart after all.
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Do you have get the feeling that you're sometimes being used?

If you thought condoms dampened sensation, wait until you get a hold of the Saxenfelt, a hard-shelled latex sheath made to completely hem in an erect penis, and yes, the balls go in too.

The newly released item is being marketed as a fetish toy “or those men who like to keep their balls bound before or during play.” Besides the Saxenfelt’s kink appeal, the junk-sock promises to aid hard-on maintenance, specifically keeping your manhood at a stiff upright posture.
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You crank me, I crank you, fair is fair

What’s next? Solar Powered ICBMs! “Oh! Look honey! Those missiles on the news, they run on renewable energy. Isn’t that neat.”

Call me crazy, but saving a few dildo-earmarked coppertops isn’t going to diminish in the slightest the global trash heap that we’re working on.
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