Carlos Dee is back with Let Me Suck You 2 by Elegant Angel.  This title features exactly what it implies, big pornstar names and brand new starlets sucking cock and coaxing the cum out of them.

Let Me Suck You 2 stars blonde newcomer Alyssa Branch sucking down a massive hard cock before receiving a huge load to her face.  Charley Chase, Katie St. Ives, Tiffany Star, Aiden Starr, Brianna Blair and Ivy Winters round out the cast of suck sluts wanting to let them suck you.

The below clip is taken from the original Deep Throat, which is perhaps the most famous porno film of all time—not to mention the most profitable (adjusted for inflation, it has grossed over 600 MILLION dollars).   And you know what, this shit is still awesome: funny, strange, kinky, and yes, good for a hard crank.

Straight up, Linda Lovelace–not shown above–was a fucking sweetheart, sweet and cute and dirty and had no bottom to her mouth.  What she did with a foot long cock is still a high water mark for extreme blowjobs; in fact, I don’t think I’ve seen her equal, which is saying a lot seeing that I watch dozens of BJs everyday…  I need help. I need an another set of balls.

Let me begin by saying that most girls do not have the oral fortitude to perform deep throat despite what porn producers would have you believe.  Just to put a rough number out there, I’d say that less than 5 out of 100 women can screw long dick with their trachea.  Luckily for us fellas, this is where the hands come into action, the blowjob’s trusty Lieutenants.

This scene from Fresh and Pure is a particularly stellar example of mouth and hands working together to create a textural approximation of– (continue reading…)

So there you are, having yet another argument with your top bud about who screws throat the best.  Naturally, you think you have the edge, having a slightly bigger cock with the added bonus of its entire length being particularly gifted with popped veins.  Your pal counters this argument citing technique, and to his credit, he’s got some moves.  There’s only one way to settle this disagreement: skull fuck-off.

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The above clip from Riveted Rectums is a perfect example of a quality skull fuck-off.  See the no-holds-bared pummeling of the oral cavity.  See the competitiveness, the feral fight to be number one.  Who will win, well, that’s hard– (continue reading…)

Don’t get me wrong, I’m as lazy as it comes, especially if my dick is out.  That being said, there comes a point where common sense and decency must override laziness.  So if she’s going through the trouble of blocking her windpipe with your dirty cock, be a sweetheart, drop your drawers.

Dude in the above clip from Snatch Shot 1: textbook bad form.  Of course, every rule has its exceptions.  Say you’re getting a quick BJ in some less than empty alleyway: in this situation it’s alright to keep your– (continue reading…)

There are four main breeds of cock smoker; the first being the type that simply hates dick, hates the way it looks, hates the way it swings, and most importantly, hates the way it tastes.  Needless to say, these bitches give the worst variety of blowjob imaginable.  The second kind of dick licker doesn’t mind giving head, but would rather be eating a popsicle than bobbing on a meat-sicle, and yes, you’ll be able to tell.

The third type of schlong sucker enjoys cock smoking and knows her way around a stiffy.  Most fellas have encountered a type 3 once in their life, and generally they– (continue reading…)

Often time in sex there are some unusual tastes, scents, and textures; it’s just part of the fucking deal, getting down to your animal self.  That being said, one has choices mid-coitus, avenues to go down and alleyways to avoid.  A big question for most men is do I avoid mouth contact once my dick has been down her throat?

On the surface, it seems like a pretty simple option, but any guy that’s turned down a post-blowjob kiss from a wife/girlfriend/lay and has been burned for it will tell you: it ain’t that simple, son.  Personally, I’ve never– (continue reading…)

Gawd damnit, that looks uncomfortable… for her, that is.  Buddy here is having a great time, dipping his long dick in lung pink; I bet it feels good, her tonsils wetly bouncing off bloated bell-head.  Hell, deep throated blowjobs are famous for a reason.  The problem, of course, with this most breathtaking of sucks is that only a few gals have the fortitude to pull one off.

Blondie here from Debbie Goes to Rehab is doing a fantastic job living up to the standards left by the indomitable Linda Lovelace.  This babe is really– (continue reading…)

Personally, I’m not a fan of the cock, but gawd dammit I respect it!  Look at this exotic beauty from Club Hooters 2 just abusing that honker with her hands, giving it a veritable Indian burn with her twisty turny technique.  Yeah, forget that motion, doll, and get back to sucking and licking.

See, I may be a clam happy lesbian, but I can appreciate the finer points of fellatio.  Believe it or not, once upon a cock, I was quite the blowjob artist, even had a– (continue reading…)

Damn, girl, leave some cock for the camera.  You don’t have to go balls deep every single fucking time at bat.  But hey, that’s why we love you so much.  Nothing too hardcore for my go-to-baby-doll Scarlet.  What they say about gingers must be true; you folks truly are an excitable bunch.

I also enjoy hiking, stand-up comedy, and scrapbooking.

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