First impression: how does one handle that center jug? Solution: that tittie is for suckin’ and the other two are for gropin’. Or, you can fuck a pair while she suckles on the odd one out. Yes, I like how that sounds. On second thought, I can conjure a cavalcade of perverted possibilities.

Wait until you see my two assholes!

Come on! We’ve all seen Total Recall and we’ve all pondered banging a chick with an extra boob, and now it’s time to man-up and admit that our cocks are as discriminating as gravity. Of course you’d– (continue reading…)