Homer, like most men, not only enjoys his hardcore pornography, he salivates at the thought of a petite lass being doubly penetrated by two monster cocks, presumably hailing from either parts unknown or the ninth circle of hell.  There’s something so enthralling about one überly stuffed babe, so delicious, so absolutely mandatory for a nasty  mid-day crank.

Homer with cream-filled anus on the brain

Yep, if Homer were flesh and bone and bone, I’m fucking certain he’d be a DP aficionado.  I can just see it: it’s a lazy afternoon at 742 Evergreen Terrance; the kids are out somewhere; Homer gives his buddy Carl a– (continue reading…)

Black Belt Jones in the house, and I’m ‘er to talk to yous about the hungry bum, also known as the bottomless ass and the cornhole of many bites.  This most accommodating of female orifices is infamous for being the black hole of  fuckable cavities, and may very well be a gateway to another mother fucking dimension.  Straight up, a man can lose himself in one of these damn stinks, so don’t say you haven’t been warned.

How do I knows this, you may be axing yourself.  Well, I been trapped inside a hungry bum for the past month, floating around in the rectal ether as it were, my only comfort being that I died the way– (continue reading…)

Seriously!  You could be drilling a hole in the mattress, and depending on the sensitivity of your little feller, not even know it.  Besides, seeing the action as it unfolds before your eyes is half the fucking point.  I don’t know about you, but I like seeing the whites of their eyes as I thrust hard for all that is good and spunky.

Even if it’s in the middle of the night, and you’re going for a rollover-fuck, half asleep, half piss boner, I’m reaching for the lamp with one hand as I lube up Mr. Wake-N-Splat with the other.  It’s just common fucking– (continue reading…)

Fuck, you gotta love the Japanese.  Just look at all the things going on here in this picture.  Right off the bat, forget about its text; I can’t read it, you probably can’t read it, it’s not important anywho.  What is important, however, is that we got this drawing of a very hot, well endowed anime chick, naked, pregnant, bisected, and censored.

The problem with the pull-out method: one must pull out

I don’t get it.  If they wanted to make this girlie modest, purely educational, why did the artist give her these huge fucking cans in the first place.  And why make her so damn cute, with– (continue reading…)

The thing I love about Anime/Hentai is that it is so god damn realistic.  Just look at this little Philly riding the cream-rod carousel, with her 24 inch waist and her 50 inch perfectly perky chest, eyes beaming like a pair of halogen car lights.  I knew a girl like this one in college, and then I woke up, drenched in spunk from the wet dream that I could have sworn was real.

This chip is taken from Boin Lecture 2, a film concerned with two things and two things only: reaming elfin poon and toggling sand dollar sized nipples.  Unlike in most Japanese– (continue reading…)

You gotta respect the Japanese eye for detail.  It’s the little things, as seen here.  Notice how her nipples wiggle when the breasts are moved, just enough to communicate their subtleness; see how buddy-boy here works both pussy hole and clit, which has a remarkable resemblance to the real thing despite being merely a few contoured lines of pink; take note of her anus, how it submits to his finger: these are the beautiful notes that make up the boner-rific symphony which is Japanese animation.

And then there’s the taboo element, which seems to flavor all titles of this enormous and ever popular niche.  This clip from Taboo Charming Mother 3 is pretty tame compared to– (continue reading…)

BB Jones gonna level wit’ you: I’ve been known to suck my own mother fucking dick.  Hey, when you got a long 13 inches of joy, occasionally you’re gonna put it in your mouth; it reaches, why not.  Der be nothing gay ‘bout servicing yourself.  It be completely natural.  But first things first, lock the mother fucking door.  No one be needing to see dat!

Hopefully that's his wife and not his daughter

Yoga Instructions: $90
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Call it what you will: hentai, anime, fucking sick, the best thing since sliced bread, just don’t call Japanese animation shy, there is nothing shy about tentacle sex.  You might ask yourself why, why are these cartoons so outlandish and hardcore?

From my understanding, it all goes back to the censorship rules of the populous island and the clever ways that the anime producers get around them, but judging from– (continue reading…)

As a simple man, I enjoy simple things.  I like beer, nothing fancy, as long as it’s not piss warm, I’ll drink it (who am I kidding, I’ll drink piping hot beer if I must).  I love a good sandwich.  I dig electronics.  And yes, I spend most of my free time watching television.  By all accounts, I’m a regular guy; then why is it I’m addicted to Hentai, Japanese pornographic animation?

Take this clip for example; it’s pretty fucking deviant.  My wife caught me the other day– (continue reading…)