This is what can happen if you tell your significant other that you prefer Pippa Middleton’s Royal Butt to her’s.

I mean, DAYUM, that’s one angry woman.  I certainly wouldn’t be cruising the town like this.

TIP:  If you ROYALLY piss off your woman to the point she retaliates like above, mild detergent and warm water will take most of the paint off.  Also polish with acetone.  Just be careful with the latter to stop when you get to your vehicles paint.

Sometimes I have to remind myself why I do this, work in porn, when there are so many opportunities in the manual labor and data entry industries—then it hits me like a Van Damme roundhouse kick to the jaw—I do it for the almighty rump.  Ass, thou art as beautiful as thou art divine.

Take this clip from Her First Anal Sex Volume 11, for example.  Just look at this sublime rear work itself against steely cock and happy balls.  This is the reason I get up in the morning, brush my teeth and wash my face, resist the urge to booze before breakfast: bum, do what you do and I’ll do what I do.

Hell yes!  Ivory Bubble bouncing like that, shake, shake, shaken’.  That’s what I’m talking ‘bout.  Brother Mix-a-Lot got it right, first time!  Make ‘em round!  Get’em wet before I do my cock-slide thing.  That’s right, up at in ‘em.

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