I wonder: can a healthy pair of science enhanced breasts safeguard a woman from injury in a car crash, much in the same fashion as airbags.  Probably not, and besides, wouldn’t that be a crime against all that is holy and good to earmark a beautiful rack for destruction, even if that means less head trauma?  Obviously this is question for the great philosophers of our time to struggle with.

Yeah, this is how I roll

The above being said, topless driving would certainly make the morning commute a hell of a lot more attractive.  Can you imagine if the vast majority of women all of a sudden give up their tops?  Now, I know– (continue reading…)

As you know, not all breasts are created equal; furthermore, not all breasts confront Father Time and gravity with the same tenacity, elasticity.  This is why, when comparing the virtues of different sets of tits, it’s best to make the assessment shortly after they become legal.  Pick ‘em while they’re fresh, my Uncle Fart always used to say.

We're here about intern job

So, now that we’ve established the obvious, let us take a hard look at the above foursome.  Personally, I generally agree with the maxim: the bigger, the better.  That being said, a smallish pair has its advantages (or so I’m told).  I want– (continue reading…)

As a whole, we New Worlders are pretty uptight about nudity, no doubt a hangover from our Puritan past; consequently, it is no great wonder why we don’t know how to handle ourselves abroad when suddenly confronted with public nudity, specifically when we are at those European beaches where anything goes.

Why do I suddenly want a large glass of milk?

Here’re a few simple rules to follow:

1.  Look, but do not touch.
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I don’t just like HUGE tits, I like FUCKING ENORMOUS THEY’VE-JUST-CRUSHED-MY-CAR femme cans.  Double DDs simply don’t cut mustard with me these days.  Hell, Triple GGs even seem small to these internet desensitized eyes.  I want to see a woman with breast so big that she had to carry them around in a wheelbarrow—no, on a forklift, or transported by sea on some sort of boob barge.

If you think traffic is a mess here, you should see the dump she took on the Interstate

Now, before you pipe-up about back problems and logistical difficulties, just take a moment to think about how fucking rad it would be to sleep on a– (continue reading…)

Vanessa Hudgens, you’ve come a long way from High School Musical.  Look at ‘em boobies!  Way to promote yourself!  As if these shots were mistakenly leaked/stolen/posted.  This is self-publicity 101.  Obviously she wants to be regarded as all grown up, an adult “real” actress.  Well, as much as I hate this kind of subterfuge, I ain’t complaining as long as skin is the manipulator of choice.

Now let's check for anal fissures

The above being said, I can’t help wonder what may be her next move.  Perhaps some full, spread lipped, twat shots.  That certainly– (continue reading…)

I know what you’re thinking: TITTIES!  Real Titties! You’re right on both accounts; they are breast and you are not hallucinating.

Arm-wrestling a boob, over the top!

Kind of milfie, kind of au naturale, and all babe, this dirty blonde may in fact be my go-to gal in tonight’s masturbatory revelries– (continue reading…)

Boobs, keep 'em coming

…And I’m not talking about an uber insertion that would make the Gods of Scale blush and cover their eyes.

Russian Porn Star, Anna Morgan, will have the logo and url of MyMMOShop.com, a site selling World of Warcraft gold goods, tattooed somewhere on her huge boobs (natural DDs).
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North American game shows could also use some corporeal punishment thrown into the mix.

“The Price is wrong, bitch!” and then a shiv in the leg.  I’d buy that for a dollar.