You’re hammered, it’s 3am, the bar you’re in is about to turn on the houselights, and you’ve got a hard-on in your pants so fucking ready to go, it’s oozing pre-cum right along side run-of-the-mill cum.  Time to nut up and pick up.  Problem #1: You’re too wasted to act like a normal human being, let alone be charming.  Problem #2:  Most girls in the place have already hooked up, even the less-than-average ones.

Problem #3: Even the ugly and fat chicks are being talked-up; this is what happens when you go to a bar called Lowered Expectations.   Problem #4: Any standards you once had– (continue reading…)

Black Belt Jones here.  Today’s post is brought to you mother fuckers by the letter B, for Big Girls.  Now, you know I be a fan of the round.  Only a gawd damn fool turns down a go at a wide one.  Hungry for love, cock, and post coitus cuisine, what’s not to dig about the larger specimens of the species.

Son, take a hard look at this ‘er example from I Like Fat Girls 5.  Look at how nice and juice those breast be, how– (continue reading…)

I adore lesbians of all shape, color, age, and creed, but if I had to pick a pair, they’d be round, clashing and cumming against a classic American muscle car.  So, that just about makes this clip my finisher, the go-to scene that I bust my much jerked nuts to.  Ladies of Big Busted Lesbian 3, I salute you.

Real boobs, real pussy juice, real sweat, that’s the BBW lesbo ticket.  I knew a couple of girls like this in– (continue reading…)

Listen up, homies! Maybe this is not the best mother fucking picture to prove my point here, but I does love my big girlz.  Look at how happy this bitch be; that’s da look of a well fed lady.  Come on, yous gotta know that some hungry little thang ain’t gonna treat ya right; how could she, with her stomach growling and shit.  But this round one, all smiles and anal you better believe!

Totally worth it!

Yep, most brothers have known for a long time now that plumbers are where it be at! Hell, my man Sir Mix A Lot is a– (continue reading…)

Ah fuck, look at dat big bitch slurp up dat white boy’s semi!  She must be think it be her fourth lunch ‘cause she be savouring and not swallowing whole.  Damn, this girl from Plumper’s Island be a round one.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that, I be a huge fan of the huge.

She reminds me of this one beanbag I use to sit on with me dick.  Mother fucking lady could eat me under– (continue reading…)

“Hundreds of years ago, fat chicks waddled freely across this great land. They were worshipped and revered. But, with the advent of gymnasiums, healthy eating habits, and general good public taste, the fat chick soon gave way to her skinny counterpart – the hot chick. From then on, the alliance with fat chicks would forever be fragile. But, there is one man amongst us who serves as the custodian to this fragile bond. A man who can look past the flabby skin and deep into the fat chicks’ soul. this man is known as… the Chunky Whisperer.”

How can you argue with that?  Fat girls need lovin’ too.  Especially anally!  I think you get this, the Chunky Whisperer obviously gets this, and yes, I get it too.  If you like what you see above, you will definetly enjoy Chunky School Girls #4; in my opinion, the best of the series.  Have at it, BBW fans.

I'd do all twelve of them

Accordingly to a study done at Leicester University, alcohol doesn’t make men view women as more attractive; in fact, their findings showed that booze has the opposite effect, making the fairer sex seem less fair.

Obviously the scientists in question have never met my buddy, Lester; as soon as a drop of alcohol hit his tongue, he’s instantly chatting-up the greasiest she-bison in the room and he’s a handsome guy. But when liquor in the picture, dude becomes an animal. He herds together the nastiest bush pigs in the room and drives them like cattle to the nearest public washroom. It’s actually quite remarkable to watch, but no less disturbing. Sober, Lester has normal standards; drunk, fatties beware. (continue reading…)