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Fillin’ up the tank

by on Feb.14, 2010, under Adult Video Reviews

What do you do when the tank is empty?  You fill it up.  That’s logic you can’t argue with, and what’s true for cars must also be true for women, especially women who are also measured by tonnage.  You find a fatty with an empty pussy or anus…  Do I really need to spell it out for you, fellas?

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The above clip taken from Fat & Fifties is a perfect example of working hole not for bragging rights, not for ego, not your country, honor, money, food or any other such non-sense: it’s working hole– (continue reading…)

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…and then along came Ron Jeremy

by on Feb.07, 2010, under Adult Video Reviews

Here’s the situation.  There you are, happily banging a fatty with a friend of yours, sharing her mouth as a sort of seed spittoon.  And then along comes Ron Jeremy, the Hedgehog himself, and guess what—he wants in.  Obviously being a fella that doesn’t mind sharing, you give him the green light.

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With Mr. Jeremy featured in thousands of movies and many of them orgy themed, this situation has probably played out at least a couple of dozen times.  What I would like to know is how does it feel to– (continue reading…)

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Skin slapping, ass rippling, tit flopping fun with flab

by on Jan.04, 2010, under Adult Video Reviews

Tis no mother fucking secret, BB Jones likes his women like he likes his cars: with plenty of horse power and with big big trunks—‘cause yous knows I be putting my huge dicks up in theres.  It’s actually my new year’s resolution, plough more hefty hotties, leaving no juicy hole unsowed.

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As you can see from the above clip from Big Fat Cream Pie 8, the larger lady loves a hard dicking.  And anal is a mother fucking given, son.  Just last night I had a round one over for a little 69 action, and before– (continue reading…)

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Fun with Fat

by on Dec.12, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

It’s soft, warm, dimpled, and forgiving; frankly, it beats the hell out of me why 250 pounds of randy lady is generally avoided by distinguishing cocks far and wide.  A roly-poly spin in the sack is as fun as it is ball voiding, to be desired and to be greatly cherished.

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When providence doles out those loving rolls, you thank your lucky stars and dive in face first, like the dude in the above clip from Plump & Stacked.  Sure, you’ve gotta be carefully when tangoing with a heavy hitter, be– (continue reading…)

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Face Sitting: Hey, I’ve got a face

by on Nov.18, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

Like most men, there’s nothing I like more than a big lady bum up in my face, cheeks smacking together, ridged-hole inviting a finger poke or a lap of the old tongue.   Without any doubt, I’ve spent the better part of my adult life chasing tale, and can you blame me?  A woman’s butt may very well be the most sacred piece of flesh on this whole damn planet.

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To continue with that thought, if femme junk is holy, wouldn’t that make face sitting sort of like taking communion.  I certainly think so.  Jesus, I might be on to something here, a new– (continue reading…)

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Pregnant teens need hard dickings too

by on Oct.22, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

She’s knocked-up, and good news—it ain’t yours!  And she’s horny.  So, what do you do?  A: Get-the-hell-out-of-there, fearing that the baby father might bust down the door any second and give you a-brainin’.  B: Fuck her in the bum, being concerned that your extra-long dick might induce labor.  Or C: Probe, plow, and creampie ever god damn hole in sight (like this fella here in the below sample).  It’s not like you’re going to get her pregnant.

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If you answered A, a word to the wise: no guts, no glory.  If you answered B, your using your head, I like that, but I’m afraid you’re not terribly bright.  Now, if you– (continue reading…)

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Boob-bation: Female self-gratification gone breastie

by on Oct.20, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

Masturbation is a no-brainer for us fellas; we get horny, we get hard, spanky, spanky, and that’s all there is to it.  For the ladies, however, shit ain’t ever that easy.  Simply put, they’ve got more erogenous zones.  And bigger ladies, like this one, have bigger zones, period, allowing them to get a full-on tit-jerk going with the greatest of ease.

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This clip is taken from the second installment of one of my favorite BBW series, Scale Bustin’ Bimbos.  I picked this little gem to illustrate my point because, well, I’m gonna be honest with you, I love massive jugs.  I would like to have given you a more intellectual reason, something with some meaning attached to it; unfortunately, I’m not that guy today… it being Tuesday.

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Big Girls, Big Fun

by on Oct.02, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

Black Belt Jones here.  Today’s post is brought to you mother fuckers by the letter B, for Big Girls.  Now, you know I be a fan of the round.  Only a gawd damn fool turns down a go at a wide one.  Hungry for love, cock, and post coitus cuisine, what’s not to dig about the larger specimens of the species.

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Son, take a hard look at this ‘er example from I Like Fat Girls 5.  Look at how nice and juice those breast be, how– (continue reading…)

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Curvy lesbians, you shouldn’t have

by on Sep.05, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

I adore lesbians of all shape, color, age, and creed, but if I had to pick a pair, they’d be round, clashing and cumming against a classic American muscle car.  So, that just about makes this clip my finisher, the go-to scene that I bust my much jerked nuts to.  Ladies of Big Busted Lesbian 3, I salute you.

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Real boobs, real pussy juice, real sweat, that’s the BBW lesbo ticket.  I knew a couple of girls like this in– (continue reading…)

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Mimi, from the Drew Carey Show, sucks a mean dick!

by on Aug.23, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

Ah fuck, look at dat big bitch slurp up dat white boy’s semi!  She must be think it be her fourth lunch ‘cause she be savouring and not swallowing whole.  Damn, this girl from Plumper’s Island be a round one.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that, I be a huge fan of the huge.

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She reminds me of this one beanbag I use to sit on with me dick.  Mother fucking lady could eat me under– (continue reading…)

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