You’d figure with all the protein in there, a bellyful of spunk would be a good lean-muscle builder.  Apparently, it’s not.  Apparently, it a calorie a tadpole.  Just check out Brittney here.  I think she’s swallowed one too many times.  All kidding aside, Photoshop, you never cease to impress me.

Yeah, I’d still hit it!

Yep, this could be Brittney in twenty years if she keeps pounding back those Martinis and cum-filled schlongs–not that a little weight wouldn’t look good on the girl!  Hell, I think most women could use an extra twenty lbs in the truck and on the chest.  To quoth the immortal Sir Mix A Lot, “Make ‘em Round.”  My good friends, that where I stand.  Take yours!

I don’t care what anybody says, I’m with my buddy George Costanza on this one: I’ve always wanted to bang a GIANT WOMAN.  Yeah, I’ve slept with tall ones, fat ones, round ones, square ones, and even a few Amazons back in the day, but I’ve never ploughed a truly ginormious Betty like the one featured in the below picture.

Look, she’s taller than the fridge behind her!

Humor me and consider for a second what it would be like having one of these Biggins swinging off your cock.  What would doggie style be like?  Like parking a Volkswagen Golf in an ocean?  Like being– (continue reading…)

What do you do when the tank is empty?  You fill it up.  That’s logic you can’t argue with, and what’s true for cars must also be true for women, especially women who are also measured by tonnage.  You find a fatty with an empty pussy or anus…  Do I really need to spell it out for you, fellas?

The above clip taken from Fat & Fifties is a perfect example of working hole not for bragging rights, not for ego, not your country, honor, money, food or any other such non-sense: it’s working hole– (continue reading…)

Here’s the situation.  There you are, happily banging a fatty with a friend of yours, sharing her mouth as a sort of seed spittoon.  And then along comes Ron Jeremy, the Hedgehog himself, and guess what—he wants in.  Obviously being a fella that doesn’t mind sharing, you give him the green light.

With Mr. Jeremy featured in thousands of movies and many of them orgy themed, this situation has probably played out at least a couple of dozen times.  What I would like to know is how does it feel to– (continue reading…)

Tis no mother fucking secret, BB Jones likes his women like he likes his cars: with plenty of horse power and with big big trunks—‘cause yous knows I be putting my huge dicks up in theres.  It’s actually my new year’s resolution, plough more hefty hotties, leaving no juicy hole unsowed.

As you can see from the above clip from Big Fat Cream Pie 8, the larger lady loves a hard dicking.  And anal is a mother fucking given, son.  Just last night I had a round one over for a little 69 action, and before– (continue reading…)

It’s soft, warm, dimpled, and forgiving; frankly, it beats the hell out of me why 250 pounds of randy lady is generally avoided by distinguishing cocks far and wide.  A roly-poly spin in the sack is as fun as it is ball voiding, to be desired and to be greatly cherished.

When providence doles out those loving rolls, you thank your lucky stars and dive in face first, like the dude in the above clip from Plump & Stacked.  Sure, you’ve gotta be carefully when tangoing with a heavy hitter, be– (continue reading…)

Like most men, there’s nothing I like more than a big lady bum up in my face, cheeks smacking together, ridged-hole inviting a finger poke or a lap of the old tongue.   Without any doubt, I’ve spent the better part of my adult life chasing tale, and can you blame me?  A woman’s butt may very well be the most sacred piece of flesh on this whole damn planet.

To continue with that thought, if femme junk is holy, wouldn’t that make face sitting sort of like taking communion.  I certainly think so.  Jesus, I might be on to something here, a new– (continue reading…)

I fucking love this time of year.  The trees are changing colors, the temperature outside is not too hot and not too cold, and for two weeks I have the liberty to dress up as any damn thing I want and take it to the bars—and not be considered a crazy person!  Fun times indeed!  And those slutty lady costumes, fuck, do I even have to mention the gratuitous skin I’ll see tonight on the dance floor!

All it is missing is a candle stick inside

Yep, Halloween is one great buzz.  That being said, some folks get carried away, get too festive for their own damn good, like Pat here in the above photo.  Where do I begin?  Is this– (continue reading…)

She’s knocked-up, and good news—it ain’t yours!  And she’s horny.  So, what do you do?  A: Get-the-hell-out-of-there, fearing that the baby father might bust down the door any second and give you a-brainin’.  B: Fuck her in the bum, being concerned that your extra-long dick might induce labor.  Or C: Probe, plow, and creampie ever god damn hole in sight (like this fella here in the below sample).  It’s not like you’re going to get her pregnant.

If you answered A, a word to the wise: no guts, no glory.  If you answered B, your using your head, I like that, but I’m afraid you’re not terribly bright.  Now, if you– (continue reading…)

Masturbation is a no-brainer for us fellas; we get horny, we get hard, spanky, spanky, and that’s all there is to it.  For the ladies, however, shit ain’t ever that easy.  Simply put, they’ve got more erogenous zones.  And bigger ladies, like this one, have bigger zones, period, allowing them to get a full-on tit-jerk going with the greatest of ease.

This clip is taken from the second installment of one of my favorite BBW series, Scale Bustin’ Bimbos.  I picked this little gem to illustrate my point because, well, I’m gonna be honest with you, I love massive jugs.  I would like to have given you a more intellectual reason, something with some meaning attached to it; unfortunately, I’m not that guy today… it being Tuesday.