Fun loving 5′ 7″ 23-year-old California native hottie Allie Haze, who took home the honors of XRCO’s Best New Starlet award this year, has been signed by Vivid Entertainment as their newest exclusive Vivid Girl.  Allie Haze is the 2nd exclusive contract girl to be signed this year, with Charlie Sheen’s mistress hooker, Capri Anderson being added to Vivid’s roster in March.  Allie will begin making movies exclusively for the studio.

This is a new move for Vivid Entertainment as they head back into the fray of signing exclusive stars to the Vivid brand:   “We decided to bring back exclusive stars only if they were very exceptional, and Allie is a prime example,” said Steven Hirsch, Vivid co-founder and chairman.  He added, “Our two top directors, Axel Braun and B. Skow, brought her to my attention independently of each other. We met with her and immediately knew she was incredibly special. We are all delighted she’s on board and we think that Vivid fans will be excited by her sexy beauty and irrepressibly happy personality.”

Vivid said that after college Haze worked as a bartender and did nude modeling to help pay her tuition.
“I’d always thought I was bi-sexual, so when I was offered some good money to be with a woman on camera, I was really up for it.  I liked it so much that it led to my finding an agent who helped me get more work with women,” Haze said.

When Allie Haze was 18-years young, she got married to a preacher.  Allie had this to say about her early marriage:  ”I married a preacher when I was 18, and that turned out to be a big mistake, especially from the sexual side of the relationship.  We were divorced by the time I was 20.  It felt like I was let out of a cage.  Up to then I never thought much about sex, or had even a passing interest in adult entertainment.”

Following in the footsteps of other Adult film stars like Sasha Grey, Allie Haze has branched out into the mainstream feature film market under the name Brittney Joy, and will be starring in seven feature films which will be shown later this year at Cannes Film Festival.

You have just got to love chicks that dig licking and fucking each other when cock isn’t readily available.   Part-time lesbians is what I tend to refer to them as.  But what happens when you have a sexy woman that has licked many a wet pussy in her repretoire and mix in a pussy-licking newbie?

You get Seduced By A Real Lesbian 7; an excellent installment to the long running series of real lesbian sluts seducing other women in the ways of pussy-licking satisfaction by Lethal Hardcore.

In this scene preview bubbly blonde slut Cindy Hope gets seduced by the veteran snatch muncher, brunette hottie Halie James after they both try on various sexy outfits.  Halie begins to lick Cindy Hope’s perky little breasts and hard nipples.  Cindy then returns the favor getting her first taste of a woman’s tits and licks and sucks them like a true dyke.  The action really kicks it up a notch when each of the babes take turns flicking their tongues on their hard clits and jabbing their fingers deep inside their tight moist pussies, and yes they do scissors!

Molli Milano gets lessons from Aiden Ashley, Clara G get seduced by the all-star clit licker Charlie Lane, and Brynn Tyler shows the the pleasure of her tongue can deliver on Madison Parker’s shaved cunt.

We have a special teen treat for you today.  Some of today’s hottest European teens with the cutest little pink pussies getting fucked hard by huge cocks.

Pigtail Puppets 5 is a great title in the series that features some of the freshest teen sluts with their hair done up in pigtails.  Legal Pink has truly outdone themselves as Candy Cat gets rammed hard doggystyle below:

The rest of the European teens that take on their dose of huge cock into their tight wet pussies are blonde sluts Lolly Blond, Honey Winter, Kyara, Monika Thu and brunette babe Krici Viva

I like my women like I like my pancakes: stacked three high and covered in buttery syrup.  I’ve never had the pleasure of banging three gals at once, but mark my words, before the ends comes I will make it happen.  Some people pay monthly into life insurance; I pay monthly into my hooker foursome fund.

You guys be the bricks, I’ll provide the mortar

Yep, once my investments mature, I’m on a plane to Amsterdam.  I can’t wait.  I can see it now: me walking into the classiest whore house I can find smoked out of my skull, smacking down my huge wad of cash, and telling– (continue reading…)

I look at porn all day long–it’s my job, I do for 40 hours a week—and you’d think I’d get sick of it after a while, and to tell you the truth, there are the days that I drag my ass getting work, loathing the thought of yet another epic smut submersion, but, without fail, I make it to my desk, and then, if I’m lucky, it happens: the perfect vagina, like the one featured in the below picture.  Suddenly my chakras fall back into ball busting alignment and I’m good to go for the next little bit.

As if she needs to wet that dildo

Of course, I have to make my usually criticism.  Eyes open girls; my masturbation requires a sight line to the soul.  Sure, I can appreciate the fact that she’s in the throws of– (continue reading…)

—not that I’ve ever thought otherwise, but irrefutable proof is always nice.  When I look at a girl like this, with a pair of healthy boobs and flaxen hair, something profound happens to me inside.  It’s as if a million atomic bombs suddenly explode in the “Happy Centers” of my brain, not destroying what is there, but exponentially multiplying the elation felt, sending synaptic lightening bolts down my spine to my balls, charging them with energy as bright as burning white phosphorus.

You know, I’m pretty, like, incendiary

I don’t know about you, but I could look at a woman’s ass all day long and still want to eat spaghetti out of its crack, even after the ass in question has just gotten back from a week long camping trip.  Not to say that– (continue reading…)

Listen up, hommies.  Black Belt Jones is gonna let you in on a little mother fucking secret: Ladies love ‘em sloppy facials.  Take a good hard glander at dis ‘ere philly; she be elated over ‘er streak of de man oil.  She knows that it be great for ‘er hair and fantastic for ‘er complexion, not to mention a badge of honor on her bed sheets.

Sir, I'd like some more, please

So next time you’re about to pop a nut-cap in her ass, think twice.  You may be wasting your monster load.  Hands down, pull that mother fucking cock out and plant your– (continue reading…)

Dildos, vibrators, they come in all sizes, forms, textures, colors, and pattern; they’re for women (mostly) so no big surprise there.  I’m actually surprised that they don’t come with more accessories, like little charms or ribbons which could be added on, attached at some location, for further aesthetic personalization.  Looking at this girlie’s love tool, I can’t help wondering if men would be subject to the same kind of flare if we had an equivalent spank device.

Mine's cherry flavor

Currently, there’s a couple of male sex toys on the market that are halfway decent, the two biggies being the Fleshlight and Real Touch.  Exteriorly, they’re pretty boring, coming in grey, white, and stainless steel, but– (continue reading…)

It’s counter intuitive, but pornstars don’t necessarily give the best blowjobs.  I’m willing to wager every penny I’ll ever make that the best cock-smoker on the planet is some overweight homebody, farting up the couch some place nobody would expect, like in Fargo, North Dakota or Hohhot, Inner Mongolia.

So when you hear the term “amateur,” by no means does that equate to poor quality; in fact, in most case what you’ll get is top calibre dirty.  Case in point, take a– (continue reading…)

You ever get the feeling that you’re slowly being replaced?  Here’s a pic that isn’t gonna help that insecurity.  How the fuck am I gonna compete against a rubberized stainless steel fucking machine; the gawd damnit that thing can plow ‘gina , 300 beats a minute, and doesn’t need a breather when it’s feeling a little worn out.

Haste la vista, vagina

Well, not to worry, my fellow mammals.  We’ve got at least another sixty years before this– (continue reading…)