This is what can happen if you tell your significant other that you prefer Pippa Middleton’s Royal Butt to her’s.

I mean, DAYUM, that’s one angry woman.  I certainly wouldn’t be cruising the town like this.

TIP:  If you ROYALLY piss off your woman to the point she retaliates like above, mild detergent and warm water will take most of the paint off.  Also polish with acetone.  Just be careful with the latter to stop when you get to your vehicles paint.

Today’s movie taste I thought I’d pick something that many men can appreciate.  Hot slutty teens with big breasts!  And with that I suggest you check out Lust For Young Busts from Harmony Films.  This title features some of the best European teen sluts taking thick hard dicks deep into their wet pussies and tight asses.

Reality Junkies is back with a bang at Adult Rental.  In its latest offering we have Office Perverts 3, a hot title about hot women in the office.  These slutty babes do everything from fucking and sucking off their clients to save their job to persuading their bosses for a raise by offering up their tasty pussy.  I’m certain this is what everyone wishes would happen in their office.

My personal favorite scene is with the beautiful blond Kagney Linn Karter.  Kagney has such a great body with perfect big tits which are truly amazing.  In this scene, Kagney needs to land this client account in order to save her job, so goes that extra mile by getting on her knees and sucking his hard cock deep down her throat before offering up her tight pussy for a hard fuck.

Shawna Lenee, Ava Rose, Phoenix Marie and Dylan Riley round out the busty babes in this hot title.  If you love chicks in uniform and fantasize about having hot nasty sex with them, then this title is definitely for you.

Sometimes I have to remind myself why I do this, work in porn, when there are so many opportunities in the manual labor and data entry industries—then it hits me like a Van Damme roundhouse kick to the jaw—I do it for the almighty rump.  Ass, thou art as beautiful as thou art divine.

Take this clip from Her First Anal Sex Volume 11, for example.  Just look at this sublime rear work itself against steely cock and happy balls.  This is the reason I get up in the morning, brush my teeth and wash my face, resist the urge to booze before breakfast: bum, do what you do and I’ll do what I do.

It’s a woman’s ass and her sexy back, but it also has a terrible resemblance to a penis.  Could I still masturbate to this image?  I don’t know.  On one side, it’s 100% lady bum, good for what ails ya; on the other side, it sure looks like a cock.  What do you think: could you strain a nut or two off to this mind-fuck?

“That dick sure has one hell of a mushroom head,” said curious Bill.

I’m going to level with you, right now I’m trying to picture myself sodomizing the above ass, and frankly, it kind of looks like I’m fucking the urethra of some giant cock, which, needless to say, is a disturbing sight.  Final analysis: only if– (continue reading…)

Yes sir, you better fucking believe Judo master Black Belt Jones be digging this shit!  Go girl, get that thang up in there.  Don’t be shy, there’s plenty of room in that there hole.  I know, I once buried a pair of nunchucks in this bitch’s ass; they never smelt the same again, but I tell you what, it was mother fucking worth it.

Proctology homework, it's the shits

That’s the beauty of the anus, son, that the shit goes back to the same size after all is said and stuck (or at– (continue reading…)

Tis no mother fucking secret, BB Jones likes his women like he likes his cars: with plenty of horse power and with big big trunks—‘cause yous knows I be putting my huge dicks up in theres.  It’s actually my new year’s resolution, plough more hefty hotties, leaving no juicy hole unsowed.

As you can see from the above clip from Big Fat Cream Pie 8, the larger lady loves a hard dicking.  And anal is a mother fucking given, son.  Just last night I had a round one over for a little 69 action, and before– (continue reading…)

I like kink.  I do.  Fetishes are fucking awesome.  That being said, I’ve never looked at an enema bag and thought to myself I should throw that fucker into the mix.  Call me old fashion, call me tame, but what ever happened to leather chaps and whips and oversized dildos and hooker boots?

Hey, I’m all for foreign objects up the pooper, but this particular application of that maxim has some very messy consequences that I simply don’t see enhancing the sexual experience.  I’m not going to spell it out– (continue reading…)

Being flexible has its advantages.  No more lonely nights, no more nuts unbusted; it would be go time, all the time.  Being super uber flexible, like Miss Showboat below, has implications even more profound.  You know she practices naked.  I bet she even gives the old asshole a lick or two just because she can and it’s a beautiful asshole.

Fuck me doggy style while I lick your balls

Yep, it’s pretty special.  That being said, if you could eat-out your own shitter, would you?  I know everyone is pretty much immune to the stink of their own brand, but there must be a limit even to that.  I certainly– (continue reading…)

Like most men, there’s nothing I like more than a big lady bum up in my face, cheeks smacking together, ridged-hole inviting a finger poke or a lap of the old tongue.   Without any doubt, I’ve spent the better part of my adult life chasing tale, and can you blame me?  A woman’s butt may very well be the most sacred piece of flesh on this whole damn planet.

To continue with that thought, if femme junk is holy, wouldn’t that make face sitting sort of like taking communion.  I certainly think so.  Jesus, I might be on to something here, a new– (continue reading…)