Yes sir, you better fucking believe Judo master Black Belt Jones be digging this shit!  Go girl, get that thang up in there.  Don’t be shy, there’s plenty of room in that there hole.  I know, I once buried a pair of nunchucks in this bitch’s ass; they never smelt the same again, but I tell you what, it was mother fucking worth it.

Proctology homework, it's the shits

That’s the beauty of the anus, son, that the shit goes back to the same size after all is said and stuck (or at– (continue reading…)

Given the go-ahead for anal, one’s instinct is to ream it in as fast as one can, before she has a chance to chicken out or change her mind.  This natural impulse is not entirely off base, but if one would like to repeat the experience, it’s best to warm-up that sphincter and rectum—for her sake, for your sake, and for the sake of all who dare to follow you down that certain highway.

Watch this clip from Nut Busters 4.  This is the ideal prep-anal situation, having some third party hottie lube both the asshole in on bat and your cock; not only does it involve no work on your part, it’s fucking sublime, a near seamless– (continue reading…)

Call it what you will, anal-oral sex, rimming, rim-job, salad tossing, butt licking, ass eating, at the end of the day, there’s no disguising the fact that it’s the best thing to happen to sex since foreign objects.  That being said, it’s not for everyone.  But I’m curious; I know I’ll eat a five course ass meal with ass appetizers and ass for desert, but what the rest of the world?  I want some numbers, statistic that I use in polite conversation.  Come on, folks, let’s be honest here!

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