Being flexible has its advantages.  No more lonely nights, no more nuts unbusted; it would be go time, all the time.  Being super uber flexible, like Miss Showboat below, has implications even more profound.  You know she practices naked.  I bet she even gives the old asshole a lick or two just because she can and it’s a beautiful asshole.

Fuck me doggy style while I lick your balls

Yep, it’s pretty special.  That being said, if you could eat-out your own shitter, would you?  I know everyone is pretty much immune to the stink of their own brand, but there must be a limit even to that.  I certainly– (continue reading…)

Nothing aids analingus quite as much as a tongue stud.  Sure, there are other things that help the act in its entirety along, such as hygiene, position, and the asshole in question, but nothing can replace the lovely texture and tenacity of a tongue stud doing its jitterbug inches deep in twitching sphincter.

Eat your heart out, 1950s conservative America

The above being said, if you’re not in the habit of scrapping rectum walls with your tastier, my advise is to keep that tongue of yours bling free.  Besides giving shitter-love, having one of– (continue reading…)

Call it what you will, anal-oral sex, rimming, rim-job, salad tossing, butt licking, ass eating, at the end of the day, there’s no disguising the fact that it’s the best thing to happen to sex since foreign objects.  That being said, it’s not for everyone.  But I’m curious; I know I’ll eat a five course ass meal with ass appetizers and ass for desert, but what the rest of the world?  I want some numbers, statistic that I use in polite conversation.  Come on, folks, let’s be honest here!

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