Are you ready to watch HOT babes getting their rectums destroyed? Ya, me too! I am thrilled to have been able to watch Teen Anal Orgy from Vivid, starring: Alexis Malone, Ariana Jollee, Audrey Hollander, Belladonna, Carly Parker, Carmella Bing, Cassie Courtland, Chapel Waste, Kimberly Kane, Lacey Love and the stunning Lanny Barby. Now, I don’t know if any of these girls really qualify as teens anymore but the hardcore anal definitely makes up for the slip up.

This video is almost 2 hours of pure anal carnage, infact its much harder than most of the vivid line up and each scene has a unique theme and multiple couples. Honestly I haven’t seen a hotter combination of girls and action in a long, long time. This one is definitely a win for vivid! Check out a short sample of Teen Anal Orgy here!

Howard Stern, the King of all Media has talked extensively about his love for babysitter porn.  What makes these movies great is the dialog.  I find it particularly hilarious and it well worth watching the intro to each scene.

Devil’s Film however takes the whole babysitter porn motif and ups it with deep hard ass fucking; just make sure you don’t tell the wife!
The second scene with Kelly Klass is particularily funny when the father comes home early and draws a picture of her naked.  Soon the lovely blonde strips naked and drops to her knees to suck his hard cock.  And keeping in line with the title, Kelly takes the hard dick deep into her tight ass.

The other hot babysitters getting assfucked are Jynx Maze, Bobbi Brixton and Kiera King.  You owe it to yourself to check this title out.

And remember my friends, its OK to Assfuck the Babysitter if they’re offering, just make sure she doesn’t tell your wife!

Today’s movie taste I thought I’d pick something that many men can appreciate.  Hot slutty teens with big breasts!  And with that I suggest you check out Lust For Young Busts from Harmony Films.  This title features some of the best European teen sluts taking thick hard dicks deep into their wet pussies and tight asses.

Charlie Sheen, the embattled Two and 1/2 Men star is all ablaze in the media.  He is striking back at his producers to get the show back in the studio and finish out the final four episodes of the season.  Through it all, he’s said some pretty crazy things like having “Tigers blood and Adonis DNA”.  This guy is a total pisser and I love it!

I can’t imagine who can really complain about his lifestyle?  The dude is living with and fucking the ultra-hot Bree Olsen!  All I can say is that his new slogan truly shows that Charlie Sheen is indeed “Winning”.

Thorough all this Charlie Sheen has been one of the most truthful celebrities talking about his life.  Most other celebs that have confessed some of their troubles have all been carefully written and analyzed by their PR experts to ensure nothing they do not want said is revealed.  Well Charlie is talking all off the cuff and I welcome the realness of his statements.

While we do not have a Charlie Sheen Sex Tape, here’s a quick clip of Bree Olsen getting fucked in the ass.  Yes my friends, Charlie is indeed ‘Winning’.

Sometimes I have to remind myself why I do this, work in porn, when there are so many opportunities in the manual labor and data entry industries—then it hits me like a Van Damme roundhouse kick to the jaw—I do it for the almighty rump.  Ass, thou art as beautiful as thou art divine.

Take this clip from Her First Anal Sex Volume 11, for example.  Just look at this sublime rear work itself against steely cock and happy balls.  This is the reason I get up in the morning, brush my teeth and wash my face, resist the urge to booze before breakfast: bum, do what you do and I’ll do what I do.

Don’t just make love, plough hole most heinously.  Ream that shit in, hard.  Have some other bitch harass your lay while you smash glorious nuts against tenderized clit.  Finger that asshole, not with your pinky, but with your whole goddamn torso.  And don’t forget to forget the lube.   That shit is for pussies, no pun intended.

The above clip is taken from the film Ravenous and is an excellent example of coitus correctus.  Ideal sex involves at least three people, two of which are female.  Perfect love involves puckered rectums meeting puckered kissers.  Outstanding relations begin with doggie style and end in chaffed cock-head, purple pussy skin, and yawning sphincters.  Hey, them the rules.  I’m just the messenger.

Alyson Hannigan, there’s something about her that screams COCK-A-HOLIC! No doubt about it.  Yes, this has a lot to do with American Pie, her sudden transformation from geek to gasher, but come on—even if she was a nobody and you saw her on the street, you’d say to your buddy: “hey, dicker licker at 12 o’clock.”

I think this is due to the bright enthusiasm in her eyes and her Goldilocks looks: not too hot, not too cold, she’s just right.  And you know she does anal, demands it in fact.  Anal with her morning toast, anal on her 15 minute break, anal while waiting– (continue reading…)

Homer, like most men, not only enjoys his hardcore pornography, he salivates at the thought of a petite lass being doubly penetrated by two monster cocks, presumably hailing from either parts unknown or the ninth circle of hell.  There’s something so enthralling about one überly stuffed babe, so delicious, so absolutely mandatory for a nasty  mid-day crank.

Homer with cream-filled anus on the brain

Yep, if Homer were flesh and bone and bone, I’m fucking certain he’d be a DP aficionado.  I can just see it: it’s a lazy afternoon at 742 Evergreen Terrance; the kids are out somewhere; Homer gives his buddy Carl a– (continue reading…)

It’s a woman’s ass and her sexy back, but it also has a terrible resemblance to a penis.  Could I still masturbate to this image?  I don’t know.  On one side, it’s 100% lady bum, good for what ails ya; on the other side, it sure looks like a cock.  What do you think: could you strain a nut or two off to this mind-fuck?

“That dick sure has one hell of a mushroom head,” said curious Bill.

I’m going to level with you, right now I’m trying to picture myself sodomizing the above ass, and frankly, it kind of looks like I’m fucking the urethra of some giant cock, which, needless to say, is a disturbing sight.  Final analysis: only if– (continue reading…)

Interesting sex will always involve errant aromas; it’s just the cost of doing business.  Straight up, you stick a finger up some chick’s asshole, it’s gonna come up smelling like shit—this ain’t rocket science people.  And I don’t care how clean the asshole in question is, the above is always true.

My way of thinking, stinky smell is an integral part of letting the Id, your inner most animal, out to play.  I’m not saying I’d rather fuck in a barn than in a comfortable bedroom, all I’m saying is one must get dirty to get down and dirty.  Case in point, the above– (continue reading…)