Alyson Hannigan, there’s something about her that screams COCK-A-HOLIC! No doubt about it.  Yes, this has a lot to do with American Pie, her sudden transformation from geek to gasher, but come on—even if she was a nobody and you saw her on the street, you’d say to your buddy: “hey, dicker licker at 12 o’clock.”

I think this is due to the bright enthusiasm in her eyes and her Goldilocks looks: not too hot, not too cold, she’s just right.  And you know she does anal, demands it in fact.  Anal with her morning toast, anal on her 15 minute break, anal while waiting– (continue reading…)

We’ve all seen American Pie; consequently we’ve all thought about sticking our dicks in warm food.  Sadly, a few of us have even gone all the way with an assortment of microwavable dishes; and even more pitiful, a select handful of us have burnt our peckers to shit by thrusting our cocks in piping hot meals.  Ouch!

From what I gather, women have it much easier masturbating with food than us fellas.  Hell, all they need is a something is with a little stiffness to it, like a cucumber, the feelings of the eatable be damned (as seen above).  Urban– (continue reading…)