Alyson Hannigan, there’s something about her that screams COCK-A-HOLIC! No doubt about it.  Yes, this has a lot to do with American Pie, her sudden transformation from geek to gasher, but come on—even if she was a nobody and you saw her on the street, you’d say to your buddy: “hey, dicker licker at 12 o’clock.”

I think this is due to the bright enthusiasm in her eyes and her Goldilocks looks: not too hot, not too cold, she’s just right.  And you know she does anal, demands it in fact.  Anal with her morning toast, anal on her 15 minute break, anal while waiting– (continue reading…)