Boy, times sure have changed. Today when people get together for a gangbang, they show up wearing little more than jeans and a T-shirt. Where’s the decorum in that, the sexiness, the class, the sense of occasion? Even in the eighties, the most tawdry of decades, folks had the good judgment to fix themselves up for an orgy. Sadly, we’ve lost that.
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Just look at the outfits in the above clip from Golden Age of Porn: Candy Samples: these individuals were the best of both worlds—wild and civilized, feral and domesticated, and as any– (continue reading…)
Tacky big hair, stupid makeup, ridiculous jewelry, mundane everything, the 80s, why-o-why are you my favorite fucking decade to masturbate to. I don’t get it. I hate everything about you, your materialism, your pop, your pullovers, yet here I am, beholding your porn, semen practically streaming down my leg.
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Yep, it’s confirmed: I fucking LOVE retro dirty, or at the very least, my dick does. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that my first glimpses of XXX took place in the 80s, featured the– (continue reading…)