I thought I had morning wood!   Dude has weekend wood!

Just when you thought begging for a BJ couldn’t get more real…

This one is a classic.  If you haven’t seen this little diddity, you’re in for a real treat.

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Blinkie: when ejaculate gets into an eye or eyes, and thus causes the person in question to blink.

North American game shows could also use some corporeal punishment thrown into the mix.

“The Price is wrong, bitch!” and then a shiv in the leg.  I’d buy that for a dollar.

Man, have I been here.  Boy should have locked that damn door and finished what he started.  Or better yet, done the daughter and then done the mom.

I’m not ashamed to admit it; I’ve had fantasies about the lady sign more than once.  She’s just so cute in her little dress!

Too bad this one never made it to television.

Hey George, what out for that tree!

Yep, this is a seriously strange fucking country.  But at least their condom ads are badass.