So you work hard everyday for your company.  Pushing out sale after sale and earning account after account to increase the companies profit margins.  Now what kind of extra rewards should one expect outside of the usual bonuses?  An engraved watch?  An expensive clock?  A plaque?

Well the biggest Insurance company in all of Germany has come up with the perfect reward:  Hookers!

Munich Re held an orgy party for 100 of its salespeople and guests that included over 20 prostitutes fulfilling their every wish in 2007.  For the general guests and salespeople, there were a crop of Whores that wore that Red and Yellow bracelets that indicated their availability.

However for the Managers and Top Sales performers, there were a special selection of ladies wearing White wristbands and were only available for them.

Rumor has it that after each women fucked or sucked their companions to cum shooting satisfaction.  In addition each slut was stamped on their lower arm indicating services rendered and also signifying their popularity.

Now this is the kind of reward party I’m fucking talking about!  Fuck the stupid company dinner gatherings and the ass-kissing and ball-washing that occurs during these functions.  Give your employees and guests what they really want, PUSSY!

Now all I need to do is learn German, get an insurance sales certificate and apply for a job.

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Improved Search Engine:  This is perhaps one of my favorite features.  Give it a test drive.  It’s super accurate and context relative.  Like Google but built specifically for your cock. (continue reading…)

You gotta respect the British sense of humor.  Sure, it may at times be incomprehensible, drier than a witch’s twat, but every now and then they hit hilarity on the head with madcap consequence.  Case in point, professor from the University of Buckingham stated in a “tongue-in-check” article that “Curvy Students” are a “perk of the job.”

I state the obvious

No shit, Sherlock.  The odd thing about this declaration is that buddy felt that he had to write an entire paper about his “look, enjoy, but do not touch,” philosophy regarding this common fucking sense issue—and publish the darn thing!

Sure, in his thesis, he warns academics not to– (continue reading…)

Look at him, just fucking look at him!  Are those grease stains on his T-shirt?  Are those tear-away track pants he’s wearing in public?  And what the hell is going on with his hair?  Balding fat men shouldn’t grow out their curly side-locks and they shouldn’t sport waxy mustaches either.  It’s just wrong.  It’s just all so very wrong.

You’re facing the wrong way, ladies

But wait a minute: this dude has smashed more pussy than God.

Take that, universe governed by observable laws.  Take that, human logic.  Take that, fabric of reality.  If I’m not mistaken, this picture– (continue reading…)

Don’t trust a man that says you shouldn’t and the he doesn’t.  Oh, he does!  And how!  This is way I’ve always been highly skeptical of confirmed conservatives.  Anyone obsessed with fighting “so-called-evils” of society must be absolutely saturated with perverse tendencies, dare I say, abject horrors.

So, you gotta love it when some pompous self-righteous ass publicly makes a fool out of himself.  Case in point: Newt Gingrich, the notorious former Republican Congressman, recently awarded the honor of “Entrepreneur of the Year” to Pink Visuals President Allison Vivas.  Apparently, this was done mistakenly.

Guess where this finger has been?

Pink Visual’s produces porn, and not the soft stuff.   With such popular titles such as Monster Cock Junkies, Couples Seduce– (continue reading…)

Look at Obama, sizing up that thang.  Dude’s ready to pounce, pussy stomp.  And you know what, I’m totally fucking cool with that.  Straight up, mother fucking leader of the free world needs—no, MUST–be deeply steeped in fine pussy 99% of the time.  The one thing you don’t want is some tense mother fucker with his mother fucking finger on the doomsday button.  Yeah man, you eat up that ass with your eyes, brain fuck the shit out of it.  Of course you know that your wife is just a few steps behind you.  That okay, she can’t see your eye-line from that angle.  Take a good long gander, brother.  Soak it up and save it for later.

Damn Frenchie, I might have to veto me some ass

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Better Luck Next Time, Baby

Stories like this one are the reason why I love the Germans.

Deutschland porn star Sexy Cora wanted to have a day to remember. Last week she set her considerable ambition and talent on blowing 200 different men, one after the other, in a record breaking uber suck.

She didn’t make it to 200; she made it to 75, according to the Sun of London. (continue reading…)

Yeah, I crush a lot!

Haylie Hocking and Jason Brake were set to get married. One problem, Jason was a pornstar, she didn’t know. Yeah, he kept making films as they were dating, but he was planning on giving it up after he said “I do.”

As fate would have it, Jason wouldn’t have to go sans porn-fucking after all. Haylie stumbled upon her fiances’ dirty little secret and promptly dumped his ass.

The moral of this story: Demotions are for dummies.

Boobs, keep 'em coming

…And I’m not talking about an uber insertion that would make the Gods of Scale blush and cover their eyes.

Russian Porn Star, Anna Morgan, will have the logo and url of MyMMOShop.com, a site selling World of Warcraft gold goods, tattooed somewhere on her huge boobs (natural DDs).
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That mustache must be a CSI nightmare

…his on-screen cock, that is-and I’m not talking about suspending the honking thing from ceiling.

Apparently, the still working king of porn would gladly retire from the biz if he met the right woman. Ron quickly qualified this by saying: “Don’t get me wrong, adult entertainment is a GREAT job which I still absolutely love.” (continue reading…)