I don’t know about you, but I like my pussy hairy.  Sure, I’ve got nothing against shaved, shaved is also good, but given the choice I’d rather cram a full-on muff paddy, its coarse continuance dancing along my dick-skin, than plow a sheered field of razor burn and crotch stubble.  But hey, that’s just me.

What's that smell? Leather and fish sweat?

Just look at how silly—even messy–these three slits look, fame and baldness be damned.  And these gals have pussy support, a whole legion of groomers and stylistics at their beck and call.  And what do they have to– (continue reading…)

From E.T. to rehab, to her eventual comeback, to directing and producing, the life of Drew Barrymore has been one wide ride, but still, something in missing from her story: namely my index finger in her pussy.  That’s right, nothing adds that extra dimension to a Wikipedian biography than being finger-fucked by yours truly.

I'm pretty cute

Okay, now the above picture is a photochop, albeit a good one, but a fake nevertheless.  The real Drew beaver shots either do not exist or are– (continue reading…)

Not all photochops are created equal, the below pic being on one side of the spectrum, your girlfriend’s face inserted on a cat’s body being on the other side.  Obviously, someone put a lot of work in this Paris cut and paste job, even had the comedic sense to put the Eiffel Tower in the backdrop.  Yep, this rip is practically flawless to the untrained eye; its perfection being its only give away.

I hate you... but yeah, I'd still do you

Sure, Paris is one spoiled bitch who deserves whatever hellish retribution she’ll get in the afterlife, and personally I can’t stand the cunt: that being said, I’d still put my dick in her mouth and blow uber– (continue reading…)

It’s possible now to do practically anything you want to a photo without being one of those computer whizzes. If you can figure out how to use email, you can photochop Jessica Alba’s head on any random naked body, as seen below, and have realistic results. Now the question is: Can your dick tell the difference?

Keep on making awful movies, Alba, and we’ll be seeing the real thing before long

What I’m really talking about here is the Mind/Cock relationship; particularly, where does one end and the other begin.  Personally, I’m all Cock; my intellect has nothing on my loins.  Alba could– (continue reading…)

Gawd damnit, son, dis girl be tight, she still be tight when she be well into 80s, and you know, I be coming around then to hit that geriatric sweet thang.  Hands down, Sharon Stone be one of ‘em immortals; hot back in the day, hot now, and hot when she be old and sick.

I'm pretty special

I remember da first time I saw ‘er flashing that slit in Basic Instinct.  I remember it well.  Der I was in the theatre, and BLAT, BLAT, big blonde pussy on the screen.  Me wood nearly bust through my pants.  I had to tear a hole– (continue reading…)

I’m a HUGE James Bond fan.  I’ve seen every one of the 22 Bond films, in most cases at least half a dozen times each, and I gotta say that Eva Green is by far the sexiest fucking creature to ever swing off 007’s perilous cock.

God retired from boob-making after he forged this pair

Before I saw Casino Royale, I had seen Eva in Ridley Scott’s Kingdom of Heaven, but it wasn’t until I saw her decked out in formal modern garb, that little black dress, that– (continue reading…)

You may know this Italian actress from such films as the Matrix Reloaded (the Merovingian’s girlfriend), Brad Stokers Dracula (one of Vlad’s undead bitches), The Passion of the Christ (Mary Magdalene) or perhaps you recognize her from her sprawling modeling career.  Whatever the case my be, I can easy say that she is, without question, one of the hottest celebrities to ever bare her goods, period.

COME ON! A perfect 10 if there ever was one!

I dare you to come up with a more stunning brunette!  There’re a few contenders I can think of, Eva Green for one, Christina Ricci is up there too, but look at these– (continue reading…)

One thing is certain, celebrity beaver shots are worth a pretty penny.  Even this über furry full-frontal of Madonna, shot 30 years ago, is expected to fetch at least $10,000 when it goes up for bid at Christie’s auction house in February.  The picture, taken by Matthieu Humery, was part of series he shot of the young singer back in 1979.  He sold most of the photos to playboy, but kept this gem for himself.

Looks like she’s giving birth to Kenny G

Fuck, I can’t stop staring at that curly pelt.  And just look at those pits!  Madonna, you’re not so bad after all.  I dig it.  It’s scary how much I dig it.  Young, humble, tight, and hairy, it’s your best– (continue reading…)

He might be a duck, but he’s also a sailor man thing, so don’t be all surprised when Donnie comes across some grade-A tail and guns for it.  Sure, he’s a fictional character sans penis, but that doesn’t mean he can’t recognize mammary splendor and pop it for the world to eyeball.

My uncle, Scrooge McDuck, is totally gonna bail me out

Okay, I’m gonna say that this pic is most certainly a fake, albeit a pretty good one.  Mind you, I wouldn’t– (continue reading…)

I have to say, Britney seems to have gotten her act together.  Poo!  I took immense pleasure from her downward spiral; it was all so banally spectacular.  Her sex tape, her pussy shots, her choice in men, her choice in haircuts, her choice in mental health, it was a halcyon time for celebrity dish and I gobbled up every tidbit as if it were a sweet sweet birthday cake.  Crazy Britney, I want you back!

Mmmmmmmm, headlines

So many bad calls in such a short time, I knew it couldn’t last forever.  Now she’s got a number one album out, a hugely– (continue reading…)