My first lesbian encounter was indeed with an older lady.  Rose was my mother’s good friend and a regular fixture at our house on weekends.  I had just turned 18 and was starting to notice girls in a big big way.  One sunny Saturday, Rose and I had the house to ourselves—my folks were out running errands—and she caught me checking out her ass as she leaned over to pickup some fliers from the kitchen floor.  Before I knew what was happening, she was shoulders deep in my vagina, a whirlwind of lapping, sucking, and munching.

It was amazing.  I must have came twenty times in the hour of lust we had on the tiled floor.  Rose must have climaxed as much as I did because we were– (continue reading…)

Okay, so can a shaved head lesbian be a little old-fashioned?  Is it crazy for me to expect my ladies to spend a good portion of their time in the kitchen cooking up crazy complicated dish for yours truly?  Hey, pussy is like Chinese food, I’m still hungry even after I eat a whole slew of it.

Turkey baster? What turkey baster?

The moral of this story: horny women are allowed to be sexist to other horny women if there’s a meal involved, especially if– (continue reading…)

As a woman with strong lesbian leanings, I have to say that I’m quite impressed with these new-fangled gash gobblers, squirming around, clam on clam, with nipples hard enough to cut glass.  For a niche so often corrupted by male direction, it’s so nice to see a video where the girls involved are actually having a ball—or a clit, as is the case here.

Look at this action from Naughty Teenage Lesbians.  The blonde is working the dildo, the redhead is helping herself to her own hood with a vibrator, and there’s even some cunnilingus in the mix…  (continue reading…)

My last all-lady gangbang was pretty tame compared to this action from Pussy Galore.  Sure, we ate each other out, had some good times with some big toys, did some spanking, a whole lot of fingering, and we even got some food involved, but it definitely didn’t have the same raw animalistic passions seen here in the below clip.

All I have to say is “WOW!”  Look at these feral fuckers go.  I’ve never been one to involve my feet in a poon smashing session, but after viewing this footage, I’m– (continue reading…)

It’s Monday morning, I’m sitting at my desk, and what’s the first thing I see when I turn on my monitor: colossally racked lesbians pinch and suction-cup their tender pinks in a glorious display of lipstick love.  Needless to say, I’m wet from clit to anus and I might have to get the ShamWow out to dry the pussy juice currently pooling on my chair.

This little gem hails from Lady Ass Lickers 18, a rockin’ DVD showcasing the best that the lesbian ass-to-mouth genre has to offer.  This action– (continue reading…)

When in doubt, hit the button!  If you don’t know what I’m talking about—and yes, some people don’t—take a good hard look at this photo and commit this shit to memory.  Even in today’s information age, G-spot orgasms are a fairly rare happening; it’s no wonder, it’s confusing in there.  So don’t mess around; if you want to please your woman, always make a B-line to the hood.  End of story.

Yep, that's the spot

Sure, by all means, service the hole, the labia lips, and anus, just remember that when it’s time to cash in your chips, it’s all about the clit.  Suck it, tongue– (continue reading…)

Human beings tend to project themselves—their traits and behaviors—on other things, be it their doe eyed pets, animate objects, or imaginary formations in the starry sky.  Simply put, we like painting the universe human.  We can’t help it; it’s the way we work.  Understanding this for a while now, I’m not surprised when I run across a picture of toothbrushes fucking (as I scan the internet for signs of intelligent life).  Nope, doesn’t surprise me, don’t bat an eye.

Jizz-gate Total: Fights and Fills Cavities

Personally, I enjoy the idea of pet rocks getting their fuck-on, or even altocumulus clouds busting water-vapor bukkake nuts on their cumulus kin.  It’s fun to think about impossible sex.  And who knows, perhaps– (continue reading…)

Personally, I’m not a fan of the cock, but gawd dammit I respect it!  Look at this exotic beauty from Club Hooters 2 just abusing that honker with her hands, giving it a veritable Indian burn with her twisty turny technique.  Yeah, forget that motion, doll, and get back to sucking and licking.

See, I may be a clam happy lesbian, but I can appreciate the finer points of fellatio.  Believe it or not, once upon a cock, I was quite the blowjob artist, even had a– (continue reading…)

Personally, I don’t suck the cock, not anymore.  It’s all femme hole for me–ass, cunt, ass, whatever.  That being said, I can appreciate technique when I see it, and this brunette from Oral Exams #3 can suck a fat one.  I think her dick chugging prowess is directly linked to her not-so-nice demeanor.  Any happy lady can put a dick in her mouth, but it takes one angry bitch to smoke the damn thing.

Doesn’t see look like one of your pissed off teachers or librarians?  “This book was due two months ago!  What do you mean you can’t pay the fine?  You’re gonna pay, alright!  Pay in CUM!”  I don’t have– (continue reading…)

I’ve eaten a thousand labia fish fries and a thousand clitoral rosebuds that were rose like in everyway, and I gotta say, I’ll take a health stink over a floral stamp any fucking day of the week.  I blame the fragrance industry for putting fear and treacherous conclusions into a woman’s nose; all for the sake of a few lousy billion bucks, the smell houses have convinced the vast majority of people that pussy smell is foul, while it’s actually sublime, the hallowed reek of creation getting jiggy with itself.

So I’m putting out the word, right here, right now.  Women, the two of you who read this blog, stop washing that lovely clam of yours, sit it out in the sun for while, let it cook in its own– (continue reading…)