Charlie Sheen, the embattled Two and 1/2 Men star is all ablaze in the media.  He is striking back at his producers to get the show back in the studio and finish out the final four episodes of the season.  Through it all, he’s said some pretty crazy things like having “Tigers blood and Adonis DNA”.  This guy is a total pisser and I love it!

I can’t imagine who can really complain about his lifestyle?  The dude is living with and fucking the ultra-hot Bree Olsen!  All I can say is that his new slogan truly shows that Charlie Sheen is indeed “Winning”.

Thorough all this Charlie Sheen has been one of the most truthful celebrities talking about his life.  Most other celebs that have confessed some of their troubles have all been carefully written and analyzed by their PR experts to ensure nothing they do not want said is revealed.  Well Charlie is talking all off the cuff and I welcome the realness of his statements.

While we do not have a Charlie Sheen Sex Tape, here’s a quick clip of Bree Olsen getting fucked in the ass.  Yes my friends, Charlie is indeed ‘Winning’.

Curvy Girls 5 by Elegant Angel is a great porn series featuring some of the best voluptuous superstars with the best asses and tits around.  These sexy pornstars use all their curvy assets to please the large stiff rods in each scene.

In the below clip, the curvy Rachel Starr gets on her knees and gives a great wet blowjob before taking that hard cock deep into her pussy.  After riding her stud hard on top, Rachel gets plowed from behind doggystyle.  There’s also a great 69 scene culminating with Rachel Starr taking a hot load to her face.

And this is only the start!  Eva Angelina, Katie Kox, Isis Taylor and Nikki Sexx round out the cast of Curvy Girls 5.  Check it out now at AdultRental.com.

Merry Fucking Christmas everyone!  Private has complied up all their hottest Xmas scenes throught the years into this great complilation.  So check it out when you can get away from the festivities to get down to giving yourself your own personal present.

This sexy title stars the lovely vixens Aletta Ocean, Angelica Heart, Claudia Rossi, Julia Taylor, Lucy Bell and many many more.

Well I have another XXXmas treat for everyone today.  Today’s Christmas movie feature is Gina’s Very Merry Christmas Orgy! This title is exactly what we all want our holiday’s to be, full of big tits and tight pussy!  Everyone of Gina Lynn’s guests .  Eventually Gina realizes she’s missing out on all the hot sex and demands an orgy!

This title from Pleasure Productions is certain to cheer up your holidays with pornstarlets like Trinity Maxx, Xandria, Michelle Katz and Nikki Bin getting stuffed with hard cock in all their holes!  So lock the door, shutter the lights and pop out the one-eyed whipped cream making monster for some festive joy.

Christmas is fast approaching, and that means time spent with the family and relatives you wished would get stuck in a snowstorm!

We’ll start the final four day countdown with some of the best Christmas themed titles on Adult Rental.

Today’s feature is A Very Creamy Christmas. This sexy Xmas title features the busty blonde. This big titted slut can take a cock to the face like no other. Nina Hartley, Nikki Nievez, Sheila Marie, and Tyla Wynn round out the slutty elves eager to swallow down their warm dose of dicknog.

So sneak away for some private wrapping time, whip out your candy cane and whip up that special batch whipped cream to help you endure the Holiday visits!

From award winning European studio Club Seventeen, comes a great title featuring nothing but blonde teen Mia La Roche. This tight blonde can suck and fuck a dick like nothing else matters. I’ve played many a game of pool and unfortunately, I’ve never had the opportunity to play against a hot blonde like Mia La Roche. I’d certainly take the offer of pounding her pussy over a $50 wager for the win!

It’s a good thing pool tables are very strong and sturdy. Last thing one needs while slamming his cock from below is having the table collapse and all the pool balls go flying up and landing on your had. I’d certainly give “balls to the face” a new meaning. I’m just not sure how well the cum stains are going to come out of the felt! Now as for the best way to get chalk stains out of the undies, I’ll leave that to someone else to figure out.

So earlier this week it was reported that Two and 1/2 Men star Charlie Sheen had police show up to his hotel room in New York after a call was .  It was reported that actor Charlie Sheen was creating a ruckous, throwing things around his room, and that the hooker he had with him locked herself in the bathroom and called for help.

Well it turns out that the hooker in the bathroom was Pornstar Capri Anderson.  And here at Adult Rental we have some of her porn videos she has starred in.

Seeing Capri Anderson ride this strap-on in Strap-On Sally 25, makes you wonder if she rode Charlie Sheen that hard!  This story is blowing up this weekend and as of yet, Capri has not made any statements or conducted any interviews.

Smash Pictures released Secretary’s Day 4 earlier this year, and it is one of the hottest of the series. In the fourth installment we are given a new roster of hot secretary babes sucking and fucking hard dicks.  In particular is the hot up and comer asian pornstar, Asa Akira. This Asian slut loves the cock and swallowing cum.  This movie has five sizzling scenes featuring some of the sexiest stars in professional office wear with stockings.  Mckenzie Miles, Darcy Tyler, Allie Haze and Katie Kox round out the six hotties taking dicktation from their bosses.

If you love chicks in professional uniforms, this title is definitely for you.

The lovely Kristina Rose tweeted a picture of her Macbook resting on her hairy cunt. Its a shame twitgoo didn’t allow it to stay live for long, but behold the sexyness that is that photo I was able to save!

Great Macbook Stand Option

You can follow Kristina Rose on her sexy tweets at /KristinaRosexxx and check out the 106 movies we have Kristina in!

Is it me, or is John Lennon one mushroom cap short of a cock.   And Yoko, come on, grow that hair another foot longer to cover up those most shapeless of boobs; keep the bush, hide the National Enquirer mountain lady tits.

Not as nice as his song writing

The above being said, this is perhaps the best celebrity photograph I’ve ever seen.  You don’t see many living legends today pose for a picture with a semi and no cock bulb and gross pancake udders.   Hats off to you, Mr. Lennon, for having balls, squashed in-between your legs as they may be here.  Hats off to you, Yoko, for also having balls, most likely tucked back, up your ass, cleverly hidden from sight. (Tranny?)