Well if that isn’t the damnedest title you have read today… you and I should be friends!!! The wacky world of behind the scenes porn is getting even weirder (and sadder) with the passing of Percy Foster – most noted for his striking resemblance to celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.

Now, according to the UK rag The Sunday Sport, Foster was found in an underground lair populated by badgers. Yup you read that right. Apparently those kooky Brits were planning on gassing the entire infestation of badgers just days after the discovery of Fosters body. Your guess is as good as mine on why or what he was doing down there…

Yup, Scarlett Johansson has finally released her glorious sweater puppies for the world to see! The rumors of the leaked hacked cell phone pictures appear to be true, if they are fake well I sure hope we see this ScarJo body double in an Avengers XXX Parody (or even an Iron Man XXX Parody!).

As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words… So here’s two of the sultry actress (you owe me 2 thousand words!).

Scarlett Johansson Tits

Scarlett Johansson Ass

Are you ready to watch HOT babes getting their rectums destroyed? Ya, me too! I am thrilled to have been able to watch Teen Anal Orgy from Vivid, starring: Alexis Malone, Ariana Jollee, Audrey Hollander, Belladonna, Carly Parker, Carmella Bing, Cassie Courtland, Chapel Waste, Kimberly Kane, Lacey Love and the stunning Lanny Barby. Now, I don’t know if any of these girls really qualify as teens anymore but the hardcore anal definitely makes up for the slip up.

This video is almost 2 hours of pure anal carnage, infact its much harder than most of the vivid line up and each scene has a unique theme and multiple couples. Honestly I haven’t seen a hotter combination of girls and action in a long, long time. This one is definitely a win for vivid! Check out a short sample of Teen Anal Orgy here!

Is there anything more hotter than a sexy college teen babysitter? How about having said babysitter suck on your hard log and being able to slam your cock deep into her wet gash! I get a lot of porn across my desk, and this is one of my favorite series from Devil’s Film. They always seem to have a bevy of hot teen beauties in tight tops and short skirts playing the babysitter role and getting plowed full of dick.

Take this clip for example featuring the sexy Allie Haze.

She’s takes a deep dicking like a champ! And in Boffing The Babysitter 4, you’ll see some of the hottest teen babysitters getting deep dicked by massive cocks.

Hello folks.  As loyal and valued members of the Adult Rental community, you have the honor of having a sneak peek at the new Adult Rental, or as we call it around the office: V3.  Yep, we’ve sunk a ton of resources into re-building Adult Rental from the ground up to offer the best VOD customer experience, period.

You can check it out right now at our temporary ‘beta’ site (that’s techie speak for ‘not quite finished’): v3.adultrental.com

Improved Search Engine:  This is perhaps one of my favorite features.  Give it a test drive.  It’s super accurate and context relative.  Like Google but built specifically for your cock. (continue reading…)

The short answer: never!  The long answer: breasts can never be too fucking mammary and I’ll tell you why—huge tits are the shit!  It’s not like your dick is going to get lost in there, like in an oversized vagina.   On the contrary, you’re gonna be in a world of fuckable tight topography with a pair of stupendously giant knockers.

A built-in cock dock! Sweet!

Jesus!  I’ve seen bubble booty which has less crack than these noble pair.  It looks like in this picture that she’s being stifled by her very jugs, her face all red and– (continue reading…)

Geekdom, hold on to your retainers and feast your eyes on this!  Xena and Gabrielle finally drop their BFFs act and get their lesbian smash-on.  Now, I know what you’re thinking: it’s unhealthy to jizz this much, but it’s okay, everything is going to be okay!  Just hydrate and your shrunken voided sack should return to its normal pathetic size.  JK!

AIIILLALALALALALLALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The above picture is actually a photochop I found on Fleshbot.  Does knowing that ruin its crankability?  Do we really have to acknowledge the– (continue reading…)