Well if that isn’t the damnedest title you have read today… you and I should be friends!!! The wacky world of behind the scenes porn is getting even weirder (and sadder) with the passing of Percy Foster – most noted for his striking resemblance to celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.

Now, according to the UK rag The Sunday Sport, Foster was found in an underground lair populated by badgers. Yup you read that right. Apparently those kooky Brits were planning on gassing the entire infestation of badgers just days after the discovery of Fosters body. Your guess is as good as mine on why or what he was doing down there…

Yup, Scarlett Johansson has finally released her glorious sweater puppies for the world to see! The rumors of the leaked hacked cell phone pictures appear to be true, if they are fake well I sure hope we see this ScarJo body double in an Avengers XXX Parody (or even an Iron Man XXX Parody!).

As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words… So here’s two of the sultry actress (you owe me 2 thousand words!).

Scarlett Johansson Tits

Scarlett Johansson Ass