Don’t make your dick do drugs
by davycockett on Mar.30, 2010, under Fuck-toids
Most of us have heard the stories: the dude that shot his cock up with cocaine or something equally as FUCKING RETARDED! If you know what I’m talking about, you know that these stories never end well. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, just think painful week-long erection followed by amputation.
Drugs are for brains and whores, not cocks. Cocks are for fucking and pissing and the occasional photo bomb, that’s it. No feeding or watering required. Just wash the thing off every now and then and you’re good to go. Dick cheese like needling fucking your cock-shaft, is going to end up with you being disappointed.
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