Not in this lifetime!
by davycockett on Mar.26, 2010, under Fuck-toids
Okay, granted, sometimes my marksmanship is not what it should be, especially when I’m drinking and/or using a public toilet, but I won’t emasculate myself by swatting every goddamn time I gotta empty the old piss tank. It’s not in the cards, not in this lifetime, probably not in the next several lifetimes or hereafters.
Most urinated-on sign in the history of bathroom signs
I’m not saying that I drench the walls, fill the sink, and splash on the floor. What I’m saying is that nature/god/aliens/the ancient ones/whatever equipped us dude to tinkle standing up and that’s exactly what I intend to do until Judgment Day, and with any luck the judger on that day will also have a swinging dick and no time for bullshit.
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