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Is your sex life becoming routine?

by davycockett on Mar.19, 2010, under Fuck-toids

So you’ve been banging the same chick for a good long while.  She may be your wife, your girlfriend, or just some strange you keep around, whatever the case may be, things are not as they used to be.  You find yourself thinking about Home Depot or Golf mid-coitus.  You can tell, more or less, that she’s in the same boat.  Bad News Bears! What to do, what to do?

Could be worse, I suppose…  she could be a corpse

Could be worse, I suppose… she could be a corpse

The solution to this conundrum is easy—ANAL SEX! “Drop it in her pooper,” my Uncle Fart used to say.  How right he was.  Straight up, ass fucking is the most potent antidote to bedroom malaise.   Nothing short–– of reverse bukkake has the rejuvenating power of balls deep bum love.  Take it from a dude that knows: you find your partner or yourself yawning in the sack, poke that dick-head in Brown Town.  A better wake-up call, there is not!

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