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Lesbians… This shit’s gonna get clingy

by davycockett on Mar.12, 2010, under Fuck-toids

I don’t know how lesbian couples manage it, all those feminine emotions slurping and grinding off of each other in a stew of estrogen, pussy juice, and anxiety.  As much as I love—LOVE—the idea of girl-on-girl action, it’s hard for me to actually fathom their day to day bullshit, the clinginess, the bitchiness, and I won’t even mention the monthly double dose of PMS.

We're really really close, all the time

We're really really close, all the time

I know what you’re thinking: Who cares about lesbos when they’re not wrist deep in elastic hole!  Hey, I’m with you.  I’d rather not think about these banalities, but my curiosity, my need for a little context in my masturbation, demands I–– consider what these clit lovin’ cunt munchers do on their down town.  This brings me to the above picture, which is pretty much how I picture a lesbian couple on their way to the grocery story to pick up a family pack of tampons.

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