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Stack ‘em three high

by davycockett on Mar.02, 2010, under The Girl-nasium

I like my women like I like my pancakes: stacked three high and covered in buttery syrup.  I’ve never had the pleasure of banging three gals at once, but mark my words, before the ends comes I will make it happen.  Some people pay monthly into life insurance; I pay monthly into my hooker foursome fund.

You guys be the bricks, I’ll provide the mortar

You guys be the bricks, I’ll provide the mortar

Yep, once my investments mature, I’m on a plane to Amsterdam.  I can’t wait.  I can see it now: me walking into the classiest whore house I can find smoked out of my skull, smacking down my huge wad of cash, and telling–– the head mistress to cancel all further appointments for the evening and to call for busty reinforcements.   Yep, that will be grand indeed.  Sure, it’s not climbing Mount Everest or K2—it’s better.  I’d rather my legacy be climbing a pile of poontang than climbing some gawd damn icy rock.  Wouldn’t you agree?

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